This post is brought to you by repressed anger at being cut up by an Saxo...

If you are new to scamming or trolling, here is some helpful tips to get the most out of your time here.

1. When you sign up, remember to put female and low 20's yo, even if you're not (especially if you're not). We will never question these facts.

2. Make sure you put up 2 clean pics of pretty women that can't be easily found with a reverse google search. Doesn't matter if they are different women, as long as the hair colour is the same we won't notice.

3. Within 48 hours of setting up your account, you MUST offer free sessions, at your home, no strings. Ideally your home should be near to, but still a slight distance from a main city. This creates a mystique that blinds us the improbability of the sessions.

4. Tell all those who contact you that they are the only ones who have messaged because we know it's true as we are the bravest of them all.

5. When asked for Before and after pics as proof, either come up with a strange reason why you can't ("no lock on the bathroom door" is always a good fall back) or just ignore the request all together. We only ask once, then realise your honesty is true.

6. Additional; get 'angry' with people for demanding proof. You will make them look like the bad person and we will turn on them, believing you even more.

7. If you do post pics remember to use similar looking women, but a good head crop is always effective. Anything is messy, even standing near the sea or in a supermarket isle.

8. If the thread looks like it's getting away from you by either your logic failing or other users agreeing that you might not be real, just delete the thread. We won't see this as suspicious and besides, we have short memories so will forget if you post the same thing a week later.

9. Remember to set up a number of other accounts with no details but are 30+ yo men, so they can join the thread and vouch for the female one. There is no way we could see through that ruse!

Well done, you have now made it even more difficult for the real people to interact on hereunless they, y'know, do that 'proof' thing or are nice to chat with. Losers.