Hello I'm a long time UMD fan but new to the forum. I wondered if anyone could recommend a WAM substance suitable for a fantasy? Sorry if this isn't your cup of tea or you think it gives sploshing a bad name, but I'd really appreciate the benefit of your experience in making this idea I have a reality - it's been stuck in my head for two years now!

I'm a sploshing noob, and have made a few mistakes so far - milk based stuff goes rancid, sugar can sting, cream has too much fat and is hard to shower off.

In particular it should be all round body friendly, inside and out, both to bums and vaginas. Easy to clean of ourselves and the play area too. We'll try to keep it out of our eyes, but if it's really painful in there I'd rather avoid it.

We don't need a lot of it, so how about yoghurt (natural or coconut based), or does that go rancid like milk and squirty cream?

Thanks in advance,

I can't provide you with any advice from my own experience, but this article might help a bit:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/wet-and-messy?utm_term=.bq1zYmq6w#.uk43OAZ8o

Thanks that's really helpful. Non-edible suggestions would be good too as long as they're not poisonous!

I avoided all dairy stuff when sploshing even before I went vegan. It's like the worst foodstuff for going smelly. Methocel/Methylcellulose is popular for many reasons, three of the main ones being low cost of volume, water solubility for cleanup, and biological inertness. Chemically it's very similar to the stuff they make KY Jelly from, so you're probably already using it for bum fun; it's also used in loads of foods as a binder and thickener, so you've also probably already eaten it

I like to run it through the food processor (or the blender, if you've got a Blendtec or something heavy-duty... I've cooked a couple of cheap Walmart units this way) to make it smoother. Loads of fun, but I've never tried MC.

weetabix? - its cheap (own brands in supermarkets) . you can crush it up with your hands in a bowl of warm water, to whatever consistency (& temperature) you want.- a thick consistency sticks to your body wonderfully but it washes off dead easy with just water- and its like eating breakfast at the same time!

there is stuff in japan that looks like semen but is made from seaweed, that should be safe minus some weird allergy

Can't speak for vaginas, but I've had whipped cream, custard and chocolate and jelly/jello enemas with no ill effects - it primarily comes down to washing properly. Give yourself a good old water enema afterwards (in fact two or three), and you should be fine.
The difference with vaginas is that there's a totally different natural balance there, and douching isn't always the best method to ensure cleanliness. I've heard people say that you can restore the balance using bio yoghurt, however whether that's true or not I don't know!
Probably need a female perspective on that one.

Thanks everyone.

Out of interest do you cook the porridge / oatmeal, or just add it to water?


The Japanese stuff isn't Nuru is it? That tends to be pricey.