Win or lose, this is a masterpiece!

I remember Maria telling me hints about it during the production.

I hope you all have a blast this weekend!

HEY!!!...No Fair! You are indeed a worthy opponent Ms Candy Custard. But I ain't givin' up yet my dear. We clowns are resourceful. And I'm not beyond copying & latching on to your great idea. So watch out for me next Chess move.


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lol Bozo!

I envisage this will be my dream tonight...

~begin scene~

I'm in a hotel lobby but something doesn't feel right. I try to check in and they tell me I need votes first

I look behind me, there's a Clown. He's wearing a name badge that says 'Bozo T'

I notice a booth with a sign that says 'votes here' and take a step towards it trying to investigate what the receptionist means. I slip on a banana skin. I right myself, dust myself off and Bozo sets off an air horn in my face. I sense I need to run but suddenly my shoes are heavy. Someone filled them with custard! I slip over and land in a giant pie. I call for help. I say

'I NEED VOTES'

passers by can't quite hear me... 'coats?' 'Get the lady some coats people'

I try to argue ... 'no, no, votes, I need... votes'

'Boats?' comes the reply

Bozo comes over to help me up. I take his hand but it falls off, and I splat back into the pie

I lay there soaked to the skin, humiliated, ruined, helpless. Now and then I weakly murmur... 'votes'

~end scene~

You're hilarious Candy! I wish you all the best. See...I didn't even ask for votes.

Good luck darlin - definitely a more than worthy opponent

Bozo, what is the soundtrack you use in 'Twin Peaks'? It contributes to a really funny scene.

Candy, to quote a line at the end of the pie fight in The Great Race: 'I hope you win, I hope you win!'

To quote The Great Race again... "Throw more pies! Throw more Pies!" Get It? Your UMD name is "morepies" I just dropped the number 2. Hey...I just made a funny! So why aren't ya laughin'? I got a million of 'em!

Ooo...Ooo...I'm on a roll now. Check this out! One more Great Race quote: "He who fights, & runs away, lives to fight, another day!" Because I'm losing to Rubbish right now.

And while we're quoting mainstream WAM movies, lets throw in Tommy: "Come To This House..." meaning my house. TRI-PI Enterprises Int, LLC. You know you wanna. I've got Twin reasons why.

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Oh...and to answer your soundtrack question. Uh...That's Me! Yeah. That's the ticket! It's me own original music material. I calls it...Touch My Twin Boobs. Glad you like it. I killz meself sometimes. I even makes meself laugh!