Here's a little clip from The Rubbish British Bake Off, it's up for a Messtival award for best comedy and the voting is super close. I'd be so delighted to see it win, it was so fun to film and almost impossible to edit as it kept making me laugh so much.
I'm in a hotel lobby but something doesn't feel right. I try to check in and they tell me I need votes first
I look behind me, there's a Clown. He's wearing a name badge that says 'Bozo T'
I notice a booth with a sign that says 'votes here' and take a step towards it trying to investigate what the receptionist means. I slip on a banana skin. I right myself, dust myself off and Bozo sets off an air horn in my face. I sense I need to run but suddenly my shoes are heavy. Someone filled them with custard! I slip over and land in a giant pie. I call for help. I say
'I NEED VOTES'
passers by can't quite hear me... 'coats?' 'Get the lady some coats people'
I try to argue ... 'no, no, votes, I need... votes'
'Boats?' comes the reply
Bozo comes over to help me up. I take his hand but it falls off, and I splat back into the pie
I lay there soaked to the skin, humiliated, ruined, helpless. Now and then I weakly murmur... 'votes'
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