Pretty much what the title says. Lay it on thick, extra sauce. Point out all my flaws, weird tendencies or just plain make fun of me. I think it will be a good exercise in improving myself

You're too fuckin' nice, asshole. Knock that shit off.

You're such a swell thoughtful considerate guy, you silly son of a bitch!

I heard you're a heroin addict and amputee fetishist.

Hey, make yourself at home! Punch somebody.

He looked up his family tree, and a dog was peeing on it.

He talks so much, I think he was vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Go skull-fuck a kitten!

Potatoes should be fried or boiled. Roasted? Meh.

Your g/f is so big, when she wears heels, she drills for oil.

These are kinda weak, but I think Regis wins. There is nothing worse to be in 2018 than a "nice guy".

Yah, I agree with you, but I barely know you. Discretion is the better part of valor, I suppose.

The best picture of you on this site is literally a carved potato.

I mean, why do you think Regis gets all the ladies?

I figured it was because they are hypergamous, and you are rich from all the money you didn't spend on Rich's videos.

Actually I'm deeply in debt because I buy all the videos EXCEPT Rich's. Chrissakes though, don't tell him that.