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"Recreating Nicola Stapleton's gunging"
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Would any producer with a gunge tank consider getting Nicola Stapleton in their tank to recreate her famous NHP gunging - hopefully this time with some 'after' shots?
Too much bubble bath foam and concluded too soon.... 25 years of regret...
Sketched out a rough budget until I got bored.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing miscellaneous court costs $800,000 (due to failure to draft proper contracts/damage to reputations)
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
LET'S DO IT!
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing miscellaneous court costs $800,000 (due to failure to draft proper contracts/damage to reputations)
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
LET'S DO IT!
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
Trouso said: Sketched out a rough budget until I got bored.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing court costs $800,000
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing court costs $800,000
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
So you'd more than make back your costume and set dressing costs, is what you're saying.
Regis said:
So you'd more than make back your costume and set dressing costs, is what you're saying.
Trouso said: Sketched out a rough budget until I got bored.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing court costs $800,000
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing court costs $800,000
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
So you'd more than make back your costume and set dressing costs, is what you're saying.
Hmmmm. Maybe I was being a bit optimistic with those sales...
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
Trouso said: Sketched out a rough budget until I got bored.
Obviously we all need to decamp to a less overtly sexual fetish - say, a "women in hats" fetish. I reckon it'd be much cheaper to persuade a well-known celebrity to put on a hat.
maxoverdrive said:
Obviously we all need to decamp to a less overtly sexual fetish - say, a "women in hats" fetish. I reckon it'd be much cheaper to persuade a well-known celebrity to put on a hat.
Trouso said: Sketched out a rough budget until I got bored.
Obviously we all need to decamp to a less overtly sexual fetish - say, a "women in hats" fetish. I reckon it'd be much cheaper to persuade a well-known celebrity to put on a hat.
'Or one that involved less cleaning up', as the great Bill Shipton was often given to saying.
(Damn! I forgot clean up and hospitality...)
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
moreslime said: Hmmm.
Nice idea, and it was one of the great "lost" gungings on British TV, so it would be good to see it done properly. However, she still seems to be an active actress and I very much doubt she'd do a fetish shoot, let alone what her fee would be...
Nice idea, and it was one of the great "lost" gungings on British TV, so it would be good to see it done properly. However, she still seems to be an active actress and I very much doubt she'd do a fetish shoot, let alone what her fee would be...
Lost?
Have I misunderstood because it's here on You Tube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkGlMHOoq2M
Regis said:
So you'd more than make back your costume and set dressing costs, is what you're saying.
Trouso said: Sketched out a rough budget until I got bored.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing court costs $800,000
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
Nicola Stapleton $80,000 (with royalty options)
Noel Edmonds $1,500 (with royalty options)
Lucinda Cowden $800
Studio with revolving stage hire $5,000
Gunge tank hire $200
Set dressing $200
Costumes $300
Gunge and sundries $50
Volunteers who think this is a great idea $0
Presuming media and lighting equipment is already owned - depreciation factor $200
Ensuing court costs $800,000
For sale in the UMD store for $14.99
Units sold: 32 in the first 3 weeks then 1 every 3 months for the next year until sales finally peter out to zero.
Ten years later - UMD Nicola Stapleton recreation appreciation thread. Someone ought to recreate this in a modern 3D Tru-8K super retina vision video format rather than the now archaic 4K.
So you'd more than make back your costume and set dressing costs, is what you're saying.
32 sales is deffo optimistic these days!
jessica25.umd.net said:
Lost?
Have I misunderstood because it's here on You Tube?
moreslime said: Hmmm.
Nice idea, and it was one of the great "lost" gungings on British TV, so it would be good to see it done properly. However, she still seems to be an active actress and I very much doubt she'd do a fetish shoot, let alone what her fee would be...
Nice idea, and it was one of the great "lost" gungings on British TV, so it would be good to see it done properly. However, she still seems to be an active actress and I very much doubt she'd do a fetish shoot, let alone what her fee would be...
Lost?
Have I misunderstood because it's here on You Tube?
Just to be clear, I said "lost" to mean it wasn't done properly, not that it's not on YT. It looks a very good gunging, but it's seen as a notorious missed opportunity because there's no "after" shot where she looks up and you can see her all messy. (For the record, I remember my own frustration when I watched it at the time!)
That's what I meant. Sorry for any confusion.
moreslime said:
Just to be clear, I said "lost" to mean it wasn't done properly, not that it's not on YT. It looks a very good gunging, but it's seen as a notorious missed opportunity because there's no "after" shot where she looks up and you can see her all messy. (For the record, I remember my own frustration when I watched it at the time!)
That's what I meant. Sorry for any confusion.
jessica25.umd.net said:
Lost?
Have I misunderstood because it's here on You Tube?
moreslime said: Hmmm.
Nice idea, and it was one of the great "lost" gungings on British TV, so it would be good to see it done properly. However, she still seems to be an active actress and I very much doubt she'd do a fetish shoot, let alone what her fee would be...
Nice idea, and it was one of the great "lost" gungings on British TV, so it would be good to see it done properly. However, she still seems to be an active actress and I very much doubt she'd do a fetish shoot, let alone what her fee would be...
Lost?
Have I misunderstood because it's here on You Tube?
Just to be clear, I said "lost" to mean it wasn't done properly, not that it's not on YT. It looks a very good gunging, but it's seen as a notorious missed opportunity because there's no "after" shot where she looks up and you can see her all messy. (For the record, I remember my own frustration when I watched it at the time!)
That's what I meant. Sorry for any confusion.
Ah yes I understand and I had thought you meant have meant 'lost' in a different context hence my checking!
Yes they often whisked the gunge victim away without giving the viewers time to dwell!
