I recently ordered a custom with The Rev. It was regarding a kink I've always had but seldom talk about at length. I totally have a butt fetish, and a humiliation kink (sometimes mine, sometimes others)... so when the Rev told me to write a script, I decided for the first time ever to just...let go of inhibitions and write up what I've always wanted to see. Why not right? We should always have fun with our sexuality and kinks, and given recent events, life is too short not to enjoy yourself a little.

Well, even given that, once I had sent the email, I was expecting a "Yeah...no, we're not doing that. You want a bunch of women to push another woman's face into their butts, and then mess her up with pies and slime as she reluctantly has to thank them for making her kiss, sniff and get her face shoved in to their pied butts?... Get outta here!!"~

Instead what I got was "I love it! now, when they push her face into their arses, are they naked, or does that come later?"

This is basically the massively fleshed out advertisement and selling point I want to get across to anyone on the fence about getting a custom with The Reverend Slymford Q.C. I have never had someone be so accommodating in regards to a custom. He asked me more questions about getting this perfect for me, than a journalist would be asking Jesus for his wine recipe magic trick.

Once the questions were all asked and the excitement was building, The Rev updated me every step of the way of where they were with the custom. I never felt out of the loop, and I didn't even need to prompt for an update, they just came, something I've never had before with a producer.

The finished product is... fucking incredible. Honestly, it's more than I ever thought it would be, the length was fantastic, the acting was spectacular, the mess was fullsome, the women were beautiful, and they really really leaned into my kinks. This custom was perfect.

So perfect, I just felt like I wanted to give my appreciation by writing this review about the entire process, the product and the professionalism showed by The Rev. He knows what he's doing and he does it well. Christ, I felt more customer service from him than I ever have from most holiday staff from vacations I've taken.

I can't wait to work with you again Rev, thank you for indulging me, and I can't wait to see more of your work, customs from me (maybe a sequel with a revenge motif), and customs from the other UMDerists. God mess you, my friend.

Thank-you so much for this incredibly kind review.

It was a real thrill making your fantastic ideas come to life and I am really really glad that we did it justice for you. This was the kind of outcome you want for every single custom..in that the end product is exactly what you envisaged when you set out. We loved making it, and I would give you excellent feedback too...you made it easy, by being really clear about what you wanted to see in the scene.

It's worth saying, that I think every (honest) producer would acknowledge that occasionally, even with everyone acting with goodwill and doing their best, a scene doesn't come out like this....exactly as you (the producer) wanted..or as the customer wanted. Then for me it is about making sure you work with the customer to either redo the scene or give them a rebate, to ensure that even if the scene didn't turn out as everyone hoped (through no-one's fault) at least everyone, especially the customer, feels they were treated properly and fairly and not ripped off.

Mrs Rev has just told me that it is typical of me to take to a thread giving me positive feedback and add some negativity ......but I think it's only fair to say what every producer knows to be true...not everything can come out perfect every time. Then for me it is just about treating the customer fairly...so I am really glad you felt the customer service was good.

Anyway thanks so much for writing this. It was a joy to make the scene and to know you enjoyed it so much...getting that reaction is one of the reasons I love making wam scenes so much.

Thanks Newt.

It certainly will. It is queued into the schedule for release in August