Holi is a Hindu festival of colours and paint-fights and a godsent miracle on this earth if you are an Indian wam-lover like me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYvO9m0zoMQ

Well, that's something, but Chopra is such a hottie I sure hope somebody gets her really messy one day.

Meanwhile, good grief, Fallon is an idiot. It's like someone gave an eight year-old a talk show.