Poll: Which Marvel Actress would you to pie? by BigPerm

What's better than a tough kick ass woman? A kick ass woman covered in pie of course. Which Marvel Actress do you want to see pied?

JazzTalker

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Cobie Smulders for sure. There's a scene in How I Met Your Mother where she eats a giant cake and I'd always hoped for a behind-the-scenes where a cast member just smushed her face right into it, but alas.

Natalie Portman was a serious runner-up. Love to see her get clobbered with pies, chocolate, slime, etc. Queen Amidala of the Naboo? How about Queen Amidala of the Na-goo? (I'll see myself out.)

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JazzTalker said: Cobie Smulders for sure. There's a scene in How I Met Your Mother where she eats a giant cake and I'd always hoped for a behind-the-scenes where a cast member just smushed her face right into it, but alas.

Natalie Portman was a serious runner-up. Love to see her get clobbered with pies, chocolate, slime, etc. Queen Amidala of the Naboo? How about Queen Amidala of the Na-goo? (I'll see myself out.)

My exact thoughts, Cobie #1 followed very closely by Natalie at #2. And I love Elizabeth Olsen so she would be #3 for me.

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Kat followed by Hayley for sure
Kat just because she asked any serious mess on TBG

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Kat followed by Hayley Atwell for sure

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My upside is that I've seen photos of Lucy (my friend) when she looks very similar to Kat Dennings.

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My vote is with Gemma Chan: Sersi in Eternals and Minn-Ervra in Ms Marvel.

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My fantasy Marvel scene is evil girl Hela (cate blanchett) gets hit by horrible booby traps (gravy pool(before hammer hit), honey bucket drop, string wedgie) set up by Thor's naughty brother Loki. And to Hela, who is floundering and collapsing, Loki drops the giant pie on her. Hella, who has been covered in sweet crust pies from head to toe, moans and screams.

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Scarlett Johanssen vs Florence Pugh in a Black Widow sisterly catfight.....

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I voted other, since my first choice would be Karen Gillan. Kat Dennings is definitely up there, though.

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I picked Scar Jo, but Kat Dennings has the right ditzy vibe that makes her also an excellent choice.

Best choice NOT on the survey: Florence Pugh

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Kathryn Newton (recast as the daughter in Ant Man: Quantummania) got pied when she was 24, so she's in the mix. Evangeline Lily also had a mud scene in Lost, if you wanna hunt that down in your own time...

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Would be possible to pie them all with like an ultron pie that goes through time and pies each one of the respective lady's in their own marvel multiverse?

Just wondering

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abyssnmotion

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Gotta be Brie Larson for me

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abyssnmotion said: Gotta be Brie Larson for me

Seconded. And rather than a pie, I'd like to see her taking a happy, relaxing, refreshing liquid mudbath, fully dressed as Captain Marvel of course.

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Curiouspaints said: Would be possible to pie them all with like an ultron pie that goes through time and pies each one of the respective lady's in their own marvel multiverse?

Just wondering

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MessyMaestro

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Y'all sleeping on Elizabeth Olsen. The idea of royalling mucking her up while dressed as the Scarlet Witch... Yum.

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Ones who I think would have the best reactions to being pied:

- Elizabeth Olsen
- Zoe Salda
- Natalie Portman
- Kathryn Newton
- Emilia Clarke
- Brie Larson

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Elizabeth seems like she would be one of the best sports about it (altho many contenders there, too), but I wouldn't be disappointed if anyone of them got a nice creamy pie in the face

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abyssnmotion said: Gotta be Brie Larson for me

She's done some cosplay sitting, and been plastered for a brief scene in Kong, Skull Island. Also, if you're into balloon popping, brace yourself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrieLarson/comments/bz42g4/brie_larson_as_princess_valhalla_hawkwind_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I said other -- Hailee Steinfeld, Tatiana Maslany, or Karen Gillan. Iman Vellani, too (she'll be 21 in 2 months)

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Who is Scarlett Johansen?

You mean Scarlett Johansson, it's not the same.

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The closest Elizabeth Olsen had ever gotten messy was the mud mask, but I do like the idea of her getting pied in the face.

(The other picture is an edit, originally by Slapstickstuff)