You'll notice I didn't leave an option for no.

#erotic_ketchup

I feel this poll will be skewed because you didn't give us the option of "Yes, yes, yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

Have you seen the messygirl Human Garbage Disposal scenes? Not that i would try and influence you in any way...

I can't see that grin and those socks and not vote "uber yes."

Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Yesssssss

That's what I say towards the end, or more likely, 'fuck, fuck FUUCKKK' (I'll have to rewatch it with audio on to confirm)


I have this problem where I can't stop smiling while being treated like shit as Larz found out when she made a slop-pile out of me in a home video we may have made together... there also may have been duct tape.


I mean, I have a thing for them high socks and nylons. They have a dedicated space in my house and on my legs.


Longer answer: Oh fucvk yes!

I can volunteer my c_ _ _

I voted "yes", not due to a lack of interest, but due to confusion over whether "Uber Yes" or "Yesss" was the more enthusiastic response. Based on list order I though that "Yesss" may have been the most affirmative choice, but I see that most people voted "Uber Yes", so now I have no clue what's what. Rather than tumble into a pit of neurosis I just went with simple, reliable "yes", unambiguous in its meaning and clear cut in its intent.

On an unrelated note, were you planning to release any of the content you filmed with Larzstord and/or SweetLittleSquishes? I caught some of the livestream you did with SLS a few months back and enjoyed it a lot, thought you had great chemistry working with another person. I enjoy your solo content but would love to see more collaborative stuff.

I saw there's a part 2 now. I've been out of order for the last 2 months, but I'll try to read it!

Lol, don't think too hard about it. Only think about pasta...

As for SLS, we still plan to release the rest of what we filmed. We have the livestream for the first one, but it's 2 hours and 60gb of raw footage. The second one had the phone overheat in a total dick move, so we only have some screenshots from it. In the meantime, there's the feet-cake-smushing in fishnets on her store for all the messy foot lovers. Plus, she bakes and decorates everything from scratch. Even the buttercream is homemade, and I can confirm that it's as delicious as it feels.

https://sweet-little-squishes-bakery.umd.net/

The messy scene with Larz is almost ready to upload to The Slime Cave. I don't think it will be too long of a wait. I've already written the description for it and the files are pretty much ready and edited.

Now, this gives me ideas.

Next time you're in these parts, you should attend one of her ladyship's squishy squelchy balls.

The dresscode is smart, you'd wear a nice formal trouser suit, perhaps in a nice pale pastel pink, green, or blue. With a lovely silky white blouse, And underneath, gym knickers. And the dresscode calls for the blouse to not just be tucked into the trousers, but into the knickers too. This makes it easier for the household staff to pour things in.

The premise of the ball is simple - as long as you don'y show any dampness or staining, you get to stay clean. Simples, yes?

Slight twist. As you enter the ballroom, the very helpful staff fill your gym knickers, both front and back, with oil-soaked chopped spaghetti. It's deliciously squidgy as it slips into your pants, and you'll still be OK for a bit, as long as you don't press your trousers against the knickers the oiliness shoudn't come through yet. Oh, what's this, free delicious cakes? But you have to sit down on a wooden chair to receive one. But they're just so tasty!

Squelch. That'll be the wet oily knickers pressed hard into the seat of your pale trousers. Oh dear, is that an oily stain? Aha well, rules is rules. That'll be three eggs, minus the shells, in each of the outside pockets of your smart jacket.

Oh dear, looks like there's seepage from the eggs showing through your jacket. That'll be a full bottle of ketchup poured in round the neckline of your lovely blouse. And another squelchy sit-down while it happens, too. Oh dear, more stains showing?

*Splat*