In mainstream porn the term "creampie" comes up alot. Obvious reason. I wonder if a woman in real life has ever said "I want you to come over and creampie me!" Then got pied in the face because the potential partner was an eager WAMer who misunderstood.
Pretty sure the chances of someone ringing me up and begging for a cream pie (of either type) Is zero... The most annoying mix up on porn site searches are wet and messy videos that features faeces and urine.
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