Does anybody know if the non-dairy whip cream for pies leaves the same sort of after smell that can last all day? I need to find some thing, but after I shower won't smell, any ideas would be appreciated.

If you're in the US Cool Whip is pretty good and to my knowledge does not leave a smell

I haven't had any issues with after smell from cool whip.

I've used the vegan spray whipped cream and it didn't leave the usual dairy smell (as of course its not dairy). It is however a bit more expensive then the normal cow based product. But then most vegan stuff is.

Cool whip.

Ty everyone. Hardest part is cool whip comes frozen so have to time the buying since is a meet up with an escort sort of thing. I guess we will see how good my timing is.

You can buy it ahead of time and let it thaw in the the fridge (not freezer). We use the Walmart generic equivalent of Cool Whip (just called whipped topping). It keeps rather well that way

I'll echo what he said ^

Just keep it in the fridge. It has no smell, no fuss. A bit slick on the floor though though but that's a small price to pay.

Ty all. Since I'm driving an hour to meet this person the timing is the challenge. Want it thawed and creamy and I need to buy it that same day based on my circumstances

Cool whip is pretty useful, as others have said. I've noticed grocery stores around me have recently started carrying both coconut milk and almond milk based whipped cream, and I've wondered how either of those would work, but haven't tried them.

My usual process with Cool Whip/Whipped Topping is, after storage/thawing in the fridge, is to let it sit out at room temperature for 2-3 hours before use in order to warm it up slightly and also help improve how well it sticks, so it should be fine to stash in a car for an hour's drive!

True

But depending on how long it's out before use

Ty MTNWAM I feel much better that I won't have frozen and I won't have a runny substance

Exactly! Then we even take it out of the fridge for a bit to let it warm up some.

Is the cool whip make for a better pie in the face with crust tin or plain tin?

Personally prefer the look of crusts, but if fooling around/sex is involved in this encounter, I would skip the crusts. They can have a sandy/unpleasant texture. And if you are in the USA, those ready made Graham cracker crusts have very sharp edges on the pie tins. If you must use them, try to fold the edges back and cover them with a thick layer of whipped topping. A cut on the face/forehead will cut your fun short, though, so I would say avoid them altogether. My 2 cents...

-JD

Your run-of-the-mill dollar store will have empty pie tins with rolled edges so they are smooth. I generally get my empty tins there, they come in a 3 pack for like dollar fifty.
Never had any issues with cool whip smelling afterward, Pro clean up tip though bring your favorite shower gel and after all the mess is washed down the drain shower like normal. body wash/ shower gels are good for making sure nothing is left behind.

I roll the sharp edge of the crust back and completely away from the recipient (me lol). It does put the risk on the person on the giving end but they're able to control it a lot better and I guess could wear gardening gloves if they really wanted to.