I just made major blunder watching tv. Someone on tv just got huge pie in the face to which my mother-in-law commented "I would love to do that to someone", I make the mistake of responding "so would I". This would have been ok had her next comment not been "well if you let me do it to you, you can do it to me, it will be a right laugh", unfortunately on the spur of the moment I agreed and now my wife wants us to do it for the comedy value.

This is all totally innocent but gives one major problem - I don't think I can take a pie in the face without getting an erection. I could of course just refuse but thats going to lead to questions such as why the rufusal having previously agreed for a laugh.

Any suggestions of how to get out of this would be apprieciated!

Yeh, don't get an erection!

Just cover yourself with a large Hefty bag and say you don't want your clothes to get messy.

Sorry to go off topic slightly, but what show was this pie in the face on? Sounds like a WAM alert.

No, my wfe doesn't know, not sure I'm confident enough tp raise it off the back of this.

Just a repeat of You've been framed, a few seconds of a clip.

Is your mother in law a Vorderman or an Ann Widdecombe? If the latter, an erection would be unlikely.

Definately the latter but even so its the pie in my face thats going to cause the erection.

File for divorce.

You definitely need to go along with this! Wear tight underwear and you'll be fine. I've had a couple of close calls with this kind of thing with my sister in law and I've regretted it big time. She has a birthday tradition where the birthday boy/ girl has to sit in a chair in the middle of her living room while they sing happy birthday , and she brings the cake in. On my birthday, she had a cheesecake style cake and I commented that it looked like a custard pie and thought I was getting it in the face, she laughed and said she'd love to do that. That was my cue to say 'go for it' but I a chickened out of it. Another time was the 'Pie Face' game where I managed to evand the 'pie', she mentioned that I should be made to get pied, again, this was laughed off without further comment. I really wish it would have happened as I think it would be a real buzz! I'm still hoping another opportunity will come, cause I really thing she would do it, and if there is another time, I'm definitely going to try and make it happen.

Another one of these threads where a bunch of fucking creeps come out of the woodworks to talk about how great it would be to trick people into indulging their fetish. Fucking pathetic.

For OP, this a pretty easy situation to resolve: just back out of it. Say that you're not interested. If you wife asks you about it, be *honest.* Tell her you have a fetish for this and that you think it would be inappropriate, that you only agreed initially due to being caught off guard by the situation.

In that case, try to back out. But for what it's worth, you might want to consider opening up to your wife about your fetish. She would probably appreciate the honesty and it might lead to some messy things between you two later down the line.

Yeah, tell your wife as soon as you can. You can explain 'hey, I didn't mean for it to happen.' Maybe she'll arrange it so she gets to pie you instead... or something like that. Just be as sweet to her as you can leading up to it.

Just tell your wife you got an erection because you started thinking about doing that to HER, rather than her mother, and the idea turned you on. See what happens then.

Alcohol and anxiety are 2 very useful things for losing an erection. Sounds like you're anxious enough so just get a little sozzled and think of Widdecombe.

To be fair, I had to do something similar when the wife and I were both nominated to do the ice bucket challenge, I told her my erection was down to her wet top.