Not gonna hold my breath, but here it goes:

White collar guy here, great personality and sense of humor. Tall, athletic build looking for game females for all types of messy fun including pies, savory, etc...
Mutual mess preferably but willing to be your sub as well. Located in the greater Los Angeles area but can travel within reason.

Hit me up, lets chat, possibly meet in person for fun.

Thanks.

PS- That is me in my profile pic

I'd be interested if i wasn't in the opposite side of the country!

Same here