It's much harder to get pied around here than I thought! I haven't taken a good pie or cake in the face since the fall and I've been itching to get pies. I've posted before but nothing has came of it. What's a guy gotta do to take a pie on this site?

I'm a mid 30s professional guy that just wants another guy to pie me (I can pie you back or you can stay clean, your preference, but I'm looking to be the target here). I'd prefer to travel, but I can host in a pinch, however my place is small and I'm getting some repairs done so times are tricky. I'm in the greater philly area, so please be local or localish (if you're from the Midwest, that's great, but this is not the ad for you! It seems I always get out of Towners telling me they'd love to pie me. Great in theory, but I'm looking for a real pie not a theoretical one!).

I'm willing to drive a bit if timing works out, but I'm fairly busy so try to be within an 1-2 hour drive from philly or this won't work.

Thanks. Anyone want to get me pied? (The sooner the better. I'm going to keep this up for a bit. If I finally find a guy to pie me, it doesn't mean I won't be down for a second!)

I'd love to pie you. I live in Virginia, but I'd be willing to come to Philly and get a hotel room. I could host there. Would that work?