I post every now and again, but not much luck so far. I'm a mid 30s professional type guy in the greater Philadelphia region who has not gotten messy in a while and just wants a good pie in the face. Anyone up for the challenge? I can host, but I have a small apartment and prefer not to. I'm not looking to travel extensively, so please only reply if you're in the Philly area. Let me know your availability and what kind of mess you'd have in store for me!