Hi all. Looking for pie filling ideas. I like stuff that's thick, sweet and sticky. That'll sit on the face and slowly drip down. Something that doesn't fall out before you've shoved it in a guys face.

Buttercream frosting. Thick. Heavy. Great coverage.

Would you use that in a pie crust?

Yes, it makes for a very heavy messy pie.

Treacle or syrup!

If you make instant pudding with less liquid than required, it will be much thicker and it won't drip down as much.