Felt like getting messy tonight but I didn't want to clean up extra, so I found a plastic lid from iHop, filled it with whipped cream, and pressed my face into until my glasses were also messy. I wear only white spandex speedos while lying on my bed. You can see my feet the entire time too. After I get my glasses creamed, I take them off and just smear the rest of the pie through my hair, around my nose and ears. I get up close a couple times and show my long tongue getting messy in the pie.
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