Okay, let's get real for a second. In the real world, the chances of any man getting to pie a girl as hot as Phoebe... much less while she's wearing designer black leather pants and white Chuck Taylor sneakers... is fairly low. Truth be told, the odds are much better that in such a scenario, a woman as hot, confident and well-dressed as her is going to pick up that pie and smash it in your face. She might even make you beg for it, and pie you in front of all of her friends. And that's exactly what Phoebe is going to do to you.

The video starts with gorgeous B roll of her teasing you in her soft, skin tight leather jeans and white chucks with her white fuzzy top. She shows the leather pants and her beautiful brown hair as she hits the poses, reminding you how good she looks. It's torturous to know that this time around, she's not going to get a drop of mess on her. Once the POV humiliation begins, she is ruthless. And I mean it. This level of humiliation is not for the faint of heart. Phoebe really wants you to know how pathetic and disgusting you are for begging for that pie to the face. She even makes fun of you for preferring this over traditional bedroom activities. After minutes of degrading you, she exclaims "Pigs get covered" and finally smashes that cream pie into your face. What a rush!