I LOVE reading about what celebs are like in real life. And it leads me to wonder what some of the UMD producers and their models are like in real life.


For example, Phoebe. What is she like as a person?

I hear she is actually a super-intelligent mutant alien sloth... and is generally fun to be around unless you threaten her eggs, in which case she can use her claws and heel spurs to kill.

I think all that know me will confirm I am a humorless, cynical ass of a human being.

[insert self-effacing comment about myself here]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

I'm in a limp bizkit cover band. It's my true passion.

My bizkit is sometimes limp ...... Oh, that's not what you meant.......

Norman

I know that I can come off as a cunt on the internet at times and the reason is I'm kinda a cunt

Hey, every mud wrestling match needs at least one!

But, based on your posts, you seem like gf material to me.