I have a brand new black swimsuit so what better way to break it in than by immediately ruining it with spaghetti?
I pour it down my ample cleavage, being careful not to get it in my red hair, and push it down my top all over my tits!
Another can is poured down the side and now my onepiece and black tights are starting to go beautifully shiny from all the sauce. For lovers of sploshy noises, this is a must-hear--you can hear every squish, squelch and splat of the spaghetti all over me.