Patsy Pastry The slapstick clown goes to new heights in her latest video.
She is dressed in full air Hostess uniform, a red Bob wig, clown tights, black knee length boots and has a full white clown face.
As an Air Hostess for Slop Airlines she has to deal with disgruntled customers. Fed up with the slop being served, they all decide to repay her in kind.
Patsy get numerous dough crust pies to her shoulders, neck, head and face. To ensure she is fully covered, a bowl of freshly prepared gloopy dough is added to the areas untouched by pie.
She is then served up fresh stinky salad cream to her full upper body, turning her pristine uniform yellow and engulfing her head and shoulders into a stinking, vinegary shade of yellow to.
Her final indignity is a brown, lumpy pickle hairdo clumped on top of her head until it runs slowly down her red locks and covers her face.
Patsy finishes by getting her clown tights and black knee length boots sprayed with salad cream.
I stank after this shoot and had to bin everything!
Still can smell salad cream after multiple showers as I type.
Flour has to be a last sprinkling, as nothing will stick after. I have a Baker costume lined up for a future shoot, which will involve loads of dough pies and a massive dough gunging. I could use four then.
I loved the salad cream covering, although next time I will tilt my head, so my face gets a good coating. The smell of salad cream and the stench excites me. Finally managed to get the Branston Pickle hair covering right, so next time, the aim is to use egg mayonnaise filler for the same affect. Will add to the smell of the salad cream. Different to how I smell right now of Jo Malone
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