It's a real long shot, but any guys or gals here from Orkney, Scotland? Really wanting to find someone else I can get messy with. Either indoors or I know some good places to have fun in the mud.

Shoot me a message if you are, would love to get chatting

Wow! I never thought I'd find someone so near.
Well, kind of near. I live in Aberdeen and was on Orkney a few weeks ago. I like to cycle and visit interesting places.

I'm a fit 68 and love sploshing with food and custard. Hetero, but open minded and not judgemental in any way.

If you'd like to know more, let me know.
I cannot accommodate unfortunately but will be back in Orkney in a few weeks I think.

Matt