pleasepie said: Any tips out there for a first time warmer and keeping pies contained in a hotel room?
Don't use genetically modified pies. They tend to get surly after a few drinks. And take away your pies' car keys, so they can't drive off to local hot spots like sports bars or discotheques.
And always give your pies plenty of board games or videogames to keep them entertained & occupied in the hotel room. Check out the hotel's movie channel listings.
BigC040287 said: The plastic drop cloths that painters use is the best to keep it contained and then put it into a garbage bag when you are done. Good luck and have fun.
Here's what I do: Go buy a big tarp, plastic sheeting by the roll (thicker the better, so ur messy feet don't pull it around), a bedspread/comforter/blanket, waterproof pillow covers, painters tape, and a garbage can with a lid.
Put plastic sheeting on floor, around bed (tuck between mattress and box spring), over headboard, and on walls. Put tarp on bed, tuck in, and put blanket on top. Cover pillows. Now you have a nice cozy, comfortable bed that you can mess up like crazy.
When you're done, clean yourself up, uncover pillows, pull plastic up on to the bed, wrap blanket, pie trash, etc in tarp and throw away everything neat and tidy.
Just like disposing of a body, or so I've been told.
Use a motel where you can park right outside, and move all ur supplies when no ones looking. normal folks think it's weird if you're hauling buckets, plastic, and trash cans into a hotel, and might call the cops on you thinking you're running a meth lab. You don't want that kind of interruption lol.
Don't forget to tip the maid, the tub is gonna be a bitch to clean.
Use tarps and make sure you cover everything because it's a bitch to clean the mess out of the carpet sometimes. Roll up the tarp when you are done and stick it right into a big sturdy garbage bag. But me and my boyfriend always come prepared with clean supplies to clean up anything that got messy. Or if possible maybe use the shower/tub and get messy in there. I love the kiddy pool and tarp idea though, sounds like fun and an easy clean up.
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