For almost 20 years I've loved getting messy, but I never tried out getting wet. That changed this week! Over the next couple of weeks I'll be posting photosets I've done in various outfits -- lycra, soccer kits, formalwear, and more. The first set is up now, where I commemorate my soccer team crashing out of the FA Cup and going home trophyless for the millionth time.

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