With the new year approaching it time to start gearing up on our resolutions for the new year. Since the most common one is to loss weight I thought doing a contest might be a fun thing. So here is how it would work if you join you must post a picture of you on a scale showing you starting weight by December 31st. you must then post a new picture each Sunday. m each week the person who loses the most will get to pie the person losing the least. The winner picks type of pie and how. At the end of the month each person picks an item and you have to get messy with everything that those who finished ahead of them for the month picked. The winner for the month also get to give the loser for the month an added forfeit of there choosing. To keep things fair we will base it on percent lost so 2 pounds from a 200 pounder would be the same as 3 from a 300 pounder. Hope I explained this well.
If so, or for what it's worth, in "box & sox," I weigh exactly 192 pounds. But it's the "42-inch girth at my beer belly" that I want to work on the most. Good luck to everyone with their own personal goals!
Messy_Man100 said: Who is keeping track of stats and how long will this go for?
I will keep track on the stats. The idea was a small pie forfeit for the least loss for the week and a larger foreit for the less you lose in January. It would run for the month of Januaryvans then either end or restart for February if there is enough interest.
My weight today, Jan-8, is 178! This is a 10 lb loss in one week, which is certainly not sustainable! So I must have had more solid and/or liquid retention on Dec-31 than today. Indeed I had a case of diarrhea yesterday
I've been careful to measure my weight consistently: always just after I get up in the morning with the same clothing I wear to bed. But these things average out: I could have the highest weight loss this week and the highest weight GAIN next week.
tiedandmessy said: My weight today, Jan-8, is 178! This is a 10 lb loss in one week, which is certainly not sustainable! So I must have had more solid and/or liquid retention on Dec-31 than today. Indeed I had a case of diarrhea yesterday
I've been careful to measure my weight consistently: always just after I get up in the morning with the same clothing I wear to bed. But these things average out: I could have the highest weight loss this week and the highest weight GAIN next week.
Well you beat me so since nobody else responded I guess you get to pick a pie for me to be hit with.
cuddles said: So sorry for delay in posting this from Sunday
Just a 1lb loss this week
OK cuddles, you SHOULD be sorry: make 6 chocolate cake batter pies, then smash one in your face, one on top of your head, two for a pie sandwich, one on your butt, and one to your crotch. Show pics one-by-one, and don't waste any of the batter.
cuddles said: So sorry for delay in posting this from Sunday
Just a 1lb loss this week
BTW, I'm having trouble understanding your scale. I assume it's metric, but if your starting weight was 263 lbs and you lost 1 lb, it should read 262 lb or 119 kg. Not that it really matters, but what am I missing?
tiedandmessy said: OK - looks like novagunger gets to pie tiedandmessy anyway he wants this week. Make it good
Well it seems like you need some help with your weight loss so we will combine your pieing with some exercise. 4 pies a pumpkin one for the face 2 chocolate ones for your chest and a COLD custard one for the crotch. Lay them out in the ground and assume the plank position over them. I guess you can figure out what happens when you tire and can't hold it.
tiedandmessy said: OK - looks like novagunger gets to pie tiedandmessy anyway he wants this week. Make it good
Well it seems like you need some help with your weight loss so we will combine your pieing with some exercise. 4 pies a pumpkin one for the face 2 chocolate ones for your chest and a COLD custard one for the crotch. Lay them out in the ground and assume the plank position over them. I guess you can figure out what happens when you tire and can't hold it.
Sounds like fun! I might have to take some liberties with the type of pies, but I assure you they will be sufficiently large and messy!! I will do 20 planks to exhaustion, and post pictures.
tiedandmessy said: OK - looks like novagunger gets to pie tiedandmessy anyway he wants this week. Make it good
Well it seems like you need some help with your weight loss so we will combine your pieing with some exercise. 4 pies a pumpkin one for the face 2 chocolate ones for your chest and a COLD custard one for the crotch. Lay them out in the ground and assume the plank position over them. I guess you can figure out what happens when you tire and can't hold it.
I did my pie plank forfeit. Photos are in my profile, with one sample here. I also made a video of it all but I haven't yet figured out how best to extract the screen shots and upload to here.
I took some liberties with the pies: instead of normal pies I made mounds of goop because it seemed like more fun. If that's not acceptable, any suitable punishment may be assigned.