Valentine Network are back again to start the new year with a sexy slapstick splat:splat:. A hot new movie entitled "House Of Tricksters", with 2 sexy girls:lovestruck:, the return of Nadia herself, and a circus theme for all you clown fans! Here's what Nadia herself says;
"Goddess Nina Elle plays a crazy circus lady living in a mansion where she takes in prospective circus cult members as slaves. Little do the applicants know how twisted and cruel she is. One pretty girl that shows up at the door gets to be taken under her wing... but not before she puts her through her messy torture routine.
We also get to see what happens to the losers...When Nadia Valentine shows up at the door and asks to be considered for the circus cult, she is greeted by Goddess Nina Elle and is utterly humiliated for even assuming that a loser like her could even apply. Nina orders Nadia to put on a humiliating clown costume and shows the other pretty new girl how to totally degrade someone with pies in the face! Then they kick Nadia out and laugh at how pathetic a loser like that was for even trying to apply for membership into the cult.
After Nina and the new girl bully and humiliate the loser Nadia with pies, they go back inside where Nina begins her initiation of the pretty girl. Nina rolls out the cart filled with a large pitcher of raw eggs and lots of pudding. Nina slowly makes the new girl stand there as she applies the wet and messy food to her beautiful body. Finally, Nina throws a full complement of pies in her face and laughs at the initiated, new girl
The tables are turned when Goddess Nina allows her new assistant to pour thick chocolate pudding on her and pie her with many thick creamy pies.
As the days go by we see the new pretty girl has settled in to her new life at the house of tricksters. She is standing in a full Harley Quinn shiny spandex outfit and has the slave chauffeur administer her daily pieing. After all, Nina's house rules dictate that all the girls practice getting pied everyday!"
Wow!You can get it here; http://valentinenetwork.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=33&products_id=46 Here are 3 stills and the last pic should be a GIF:ohbruther: Enjoy

I'll make my first new year's prediction - people will take exception with a particular word that is used twice to describe one of those in the video.

Amazing pies as allways...

Love her products even they are too expensive to me...

"Tricksters"?

Everyone (is that general enough? **) looks great, and the mess is fabulous as always! Thanks for posting the pics, Piesub!

Norman


** Yeah, giving in to the people MoreOddThanAwed talked about in order to keep the noise down while everyone is getting over their hangover!

Pretty epic. These scenes are obviously made for a wide audience but when it comes to pies they are incredible ! Massive, tons of filling, crusts, they are perfect. What's good about using pies like that is that they are almost impossible to hit someone with and not have it look amazing.

Would've liked to see more tit for tat pie fight moments. Also this scene would've been perfect for the brunette at the end to beg for the pies like the cheerleaders did in one of their older scenes.

Its expensive but hot models take a good amount of epic pie hits, id recommend. 4/5

In case someone has been living under a rock:

Nadia herself is a TG, however the other girls are 100% born that way, or whatever the politically correct way of saying that is these days.

$30 seems way too much, hot girls being pied great or not. A shame because Nadia has some of the best pies out there of any producer. Probably the best.

I havent bought anything from the Valentine Network but this one looks great. As mentioned they are expensive probably because their videos cost quite a lot to produce compared to what we are used to seeing here on umd but the production and content looks to be top quality :devil:

I'm fairly sure these are the real bakery buttercream pies, similar to the kind WAMTEC once used. The brief bits do look nice, especially the final part with the Harley Quinn costume.

That said... $30 is a bit of an insane price in this day-and-age. Especially for a clip of unknown length. (Are we talking $1 per minute? More? Less?) And after getting burned by a previous Nadia scene (great pies & great hits, but the ENTIRE clip was wide angle with no closeups at all... for $14.95!!), I'm not 100% sure that Harley bit isn't shown only in wide angle as well.

Anyway, I suspect the price is high because the Kickstarter didn't take. (Note to producers: Kickstarting WAM projects never works.)
http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/91390539666/god-damn-finally-someone-has-delivered-the-goods

I wish the models went at least topless... Valentine Network movies have many great qualities, but for $30 I need to see some nipples.

I'm sure quite a bit of the $30 goes towards renting out that nice mansion.

Is there shoe-filling or pie stomping scenes in this clip?

There's a ton of pics on Nadia's facebook page now:
https://www.facebook.com/nadia.valentine1/media_set?set=a.10205708633384577.1073741855.1517539966&type=1

I'll try to answer some of the questions above (I've seen it and I helped out on the shoot).
> The duration is 40 minutes.
> All scenes were shot with 3 cameras (2 steady, 1 dynamic).
> I don't think there's any shoe filling or pie stomping that I can remember. If there was, it was brief and not the focus of any scene.
> They are all real pies, but not bought from any bakery. Nadia actually makes them all herself in the kitchen. The prep and the clean up for these scenes is a fantastic effort (labor of love).
> Nadia doesn't rent the space just for these shoots. She actually lives there, as do some of the girls in the movies from time to time. It's referred to as the Mean Girls Manor (see Clips4Sale links below to Mean Girls & The Popular Girlz). The house is a film-clip machine. There's always hot Goddess type girls hanging around filming kinky stuff. Side note: you can actually book in-person sessions with many of the girls in these movies. I highly recommend it if you ever visit LA. You won't be filmed if you don't want and they're very professional about booking and honoring your limits, etc. Lil' piece of heaven this house.

http://clips4sale.com/studio/32364
http://clips4sale.com/studio/71196

The Harley Quinn scene is almost pretty much worth it if you like amazing pies smushed into a hot girls face. I hope to see this producer do more tit for tat like the western vid or the cheerleader one.

Figured I'd post some of the pics from the Facebook page here. This is some of them - not all - in no particular order.

Thanks newyork; here are the photos in both more quantity and in a more orderly fashion; sorry for the double ups but it's a better story narrative this way. The first few are Nina Elle & the new girl:lovestruck: pieing Nadia Valentine, and then Nina initiating the new girl in the ways of circus Wam.:devil: The new girl's revenge and more to follow, but you get the idea from newyork's post. Enjoy

Well one thing that Nadia girls does that really excite me is that big bag of whipped cream!
I really stay thinking about one girl filling my boxers with it.

Well folks I can tell you that I got it, and it was worth every penny!!!!

Anyone know where to get those bags of whip cream?

You can pick up an icing bag pretty cheap... Which is what that is. You just fill it with whipped cream.

I'm guessing Nadia makes her own whipped cream (it's not hard although it takes time), as well as baking the crusts, and then adds the pudding layer or what-have-you.

If Newyork is right, then Nadia gets kudos for shooting inside her own house with NO covering/protection on the floors or walls. Not only does that make cleanup take about 3-4 times as long... But it will probably require repainting of walls and reflooring over time. (Then again, if you can afford that mansion, you can probably afford home improvements...) The only other producer I can think of to do something similar was WAMTEC Mark.... And I know he told me on one occasion that his wife was tired of their house being trashed by shoots, so at some point he moved into a new house that was off-limits to WAM shoots.

They're just large freezer bags, or zip-lock bags. She makes her own whipped cream, fills the bags, and throws them in the fridge the night before. Then when ready, just cut a corner off the bag and squeeze. I believe the pie crusts are the pre-made frozen kind. Large cans of pudding are used from Smart & Final, then the cream goes on top. It's pretty effective cream. You can make those pies and let them sit around for a long time and they don't seem to melt at all. The house has AC but The Valley can get pretty hot and those pies sat around outside for a while and didn't melt. As for the cleaning, she has a large stand-up pro-grade floor cleaner/buffer thing. We just pick up the big stuff then run the machine over the floors and they come out spotless. The walls could probably stand to be painted more than the average house, but we just wipe them down with cleaner and cloth. It's fine. Otherwise, it's gorgeous out 99.9% of the time in LA so you can air out a house pretty well any time you like. The whole operation is pretty brilliant up there though. The yard is extremely private. Really, the whole property is. And live-in models!!! Genius!!

Hey Rich, cute new girl in your avatar. Every time a new girl pops up in your stuff they're smokin'!

I bought a few videos over the year. Expensive but totally worth every penny.

Haha... Yeah that's completely the opposite of what I have to do!
I did like shooting outside for a while, just for the freedom of having more space. And it kept the house clean. But now that I'm doing HD with better lighting, I find I get much better results with picture quality staying inside. Outside you're prone to clouds, shadows, and the sun... Which ruined more than a few moments over the years!

Anyway, I always wondered what would happen if the 1% decided to make pie vids...

Okay folks, here's some more pics; the hot curvy new girl getting her messy revenge on Goddess Nina Elle. After being plastered with custard, chocolate sauce & pies:splat:, she kindly returns the favour! before they, er, "make up":lovestruck:. Then the hot new girl dressed in a spandex harlequin outit, (sans hat) gets her daily pieing:splat: from the chauffeur slave, (played by Nadia:love, before again returning the favour! Enjoy!

Here's some more pics of Goddess Nina Elle.

I'm going to make no :devil: actual :ahahah: comment on the :readit: discussion of this :footinmouth: thread :splat::splat::splat:. Just pimp pimp pimp :sick::sick::sick: