Don't leave us hanging Rich! Preview pics!

And the text says "final appearance on Its Not Fair." But is it her final appearance on Slapstick Stuff?

Don't worry, fret, or otherwise be concerned. Iv'e seen Sir Elton John's farewell concert twice, and that was in the '90s. Take heart, she'll be back.

Add the Eagles "when hell freezes over tour" and I believe Motley Crue has had 20 farewell tours (lol) in fact they actually had to sign a contract stating that their last "farewell" tour was actually the last once since their fans started getting pissed.

But they all come back...once the money runs out. Including models.

Haha.... Slowly but surely I am gonna start editing these, and frame grabbing pics, so you'll have the freebies eventually.

In the interim, if you like Breana, these two will definitely check your boxes. Scene 1 has her in peak "Mean Model Mode," and given that this strappy one-piece did NOT stay put, that probably factored into her vibe. (Sorry, no slips yet again, but some close calls.) I prefer Scene 2, which is white lingerie and tights, a look we should've used more.... and yeah, the pies and slime are great, but there's one self-caking with a big white sheet cake that might be the BEST Breana caking ever. (It's Top 3, anyway.)

BUT to answer the broader question.... In 2020, this girl packed her bags, dropped her hubby, and moved out west for fame/fortune. She also let me know she was done with pie shoots... and really, anything that isn't high-fashion. And.... She's doing really well! I'm not sure if that's good or bad. (Good for her. Bad for me... and you guys.)

Maybe the equivalent of Joe Walsh going broke... or Nirvana killing off Motley Crue's career.... will happen in Bre's life, and desperate for money, she will run back to the warm embrace of getting food shoved in her face for cash.

BUT I suspect she marries a super rich guy and/or starts an OnlyFans that brings in $50K a week first. Sorry.

Ah, but I do buy your videos, too (most of 'em). The freebies help me decide which to buy first, occasionally which ones to skip.


You mean there's a chance now for me??? HA!

Wait, she was MARRIED?!?

Does she have an IG?

This all makes me very sad, but i suppose was inevitable, i mean when you're that hot and young, carpe that diem, i guess.

JY

Well Messygirl Lane is living the life Breanna wants to live, but without the fame. Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to be. Let's just hope Bre doesn't have a bunch of close family members who "want a piece of that fame." Don't want her ending up like so many others........ RIP Tawny Kitaen who passed away I think last week in case the news didn't take enough time away from politicking to mention it.

Lane married a billionaire. So her life is set. We still hear from her now and then. She is very very happy.

So Rich! When will the big debut of Bree's final vids have photos to share?

WOW. She still chimes in with you? I found out who she's married to and looks like he'll croak in the next decade or so. I can't believe I got wammed twice by a potential billionaire. Hope the prenup isn't too mean Maybe she'll track me down and buy a few thousand dollars worth of WAM supplies to mess me with in case you know, she gets bored.

When it comes to Bre, let's hope she doesn't appear on some cheesy reality show, unless the cheese is on her.