okay, so as you all know....i have to live off customs and sales to be able to keep my store running. the studio i was teaching at shut down, which honestly, the money it cost me in gas to get there? basically paid what I got paid so it was more for fun. sanity. i love it.

anyhooo. so, i have this big ottoman. its brown. i wanna trash it while on it. Its microfiber material and i wanna mess it with mess and then rip it!

so, my question is: since I have to make things appealing to the public and also, i like both substances....

since it is brown i need to go with bright colors to fuck it up proper. i also wanna add some pies bc it has four corners at the floor who knows whatt we can do witth that so TWO QUESTIONS.

one. should I do the pies first? then slime?
two: should i do the fmallow type substance or the mystery substance??? HALP!!!

For me, doing the slime first would be desirable.

As for what kind/color, I think the thick green mystery substance found in "The Glorious Slow Moving Encasing Slime Is Back" (the third picture) gets my vote!

BTW, I just realized I somehow missed buying that video. I have just corrected that oversight!

Seconded. Also, going with the thick bright green slime. For fucking it up at the end, let's go with chainsaw and bonfire.

Slime first. It will cover the ottoman and turn it a different color.

Then a totally different color of slime.

Then the mystery substance.

That way, when you rip the ottoman, you will expose two layers of slime.

Then top it off with pies.

I SECOND THIS! someone get a custom so I can pay errryone involved in the weird! i like the idea of using other slimes before the mystery substance BUT im afraid that the mystery substance will slide right off since it is insane thick. i mean, i dont know if it will.....but it would mix with the slime and make it "not" the substance. ya know what i mean, vern? i do like the idea of mystery substance coating, maybe a layer of the fluffy f mallow to top and then a barrage of pies....

sitting on someones face would be HELLA IDEAL. LIKE PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE!!!

if you need a face to sit on am willing to help out!! facesitting is one of my favorite activities!

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