I slimed myself with some warm cake batter and pied myself naked for the first time ever. I will have to say it was very nice. Especially since the slime was so warm, it felt so relaxing dribbling down my body. I love how it felt on my back. I have decided I want someone to put some warm slime on my back and give me a deep back massage. I bet that would be the sexiest most relaxing thing in the world. #bucketlist
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Me and my other half need to play around with cake and brownie batter already... 
