For those keeping track, the "Baker's" series--Baker's Dozen, followed by Baker's Thirteen--has been one of the more successful (and easily the messiest) fake movie franchise in years.
And now, sadly, it's wrapping up, as our star is retiring. But at least she's going out with a bang! (And a splat or two.)

That's right, Mya is back in SS278 Scene 1, in her breakout "Evil Stepmother" role as we wrap up the increasingly ridiculous "Baker's" trilogy. And this one has all the pratfalls, pies, and cheap production values you've come to know and tolerate!
I personally think Mya has never looked hotter in this one.... And, as usual, she's absolutely 110% committed to really making all this stupidity work. Will she smash cakes into her own face several times? Will those meddling kids continue to have incredible pie throwing skills? Will Mya manage to pratfall into strawberry pudding, dump a banana daquiri on herself, and wind up slathered in chocolate? And will this be incredibly cartoony and also incredibly cheap looking? Only time will tell!!
https://youtu.be/Ua4ylGDHlSE


The final edit, plus additional Outtakes, are now available together or separately in the UMD Store and the Vidown stores! There's even the RAW footage if you want 75 minutes of us putting all this together! (And at least 8 minutes of that is Mya playing in chocolate pudding.)
Let me know whatcha think!

I really think she is one of the best in your website when it comes to acting and sillyness...

Why is she retiring?

That girl is magnificent.

Wonderful pics and clip of Mya, Rich!

I love this series! It was my favorite series. Mya was amazing! Thank you Mya and Rich

Mya is so damm hot and good actress... I'm always visiting the vids and pics of her sessions. She has no limits to get ridiculous and humiliated.

Amazing.
This is a skit that I would be happy to see with every model.

(and hopefully one day will fit my preference of a great blonde actress)

Just huge huge kudos for the time, effort and creativity here.

Again, genuinely funny slapstick..and the time and effort and dedication you must put into these.

Wonderful script and set-ups. Absolutely major tip of the hat. Literally wam genius

Thanks for the kind words! That means a lot coming from you!!

Yeahhhhh..... Way back in February, I had a great blonde actress passing through town. She only had time to do one scene, but she was fine with it going long. So I wrote a skit very much like this one, where she thinks she's the Reese Witherspoon plucky heroine but she's actually the Disney villain.

ANYWAY. At the last minute, the shoot fell apart. But she promised she'd shoot it the next time she was in town.... and she finally set that up this week. So I messaged her to confirm the new booking, and.....
In the interim, she'd apparently lost her "WAM virginity" with another producer.
And it did not go well.
And now she's out on doing future WAM shoots.

So.... Your dream of this kind of epic, but with a blonde actress... almost happened! Until it didn't.

To summarize: Grab the Mya clip if you like these kind of scenes, as they're getting increasingly more impossible to pull off.
And 2023 kinda sucks, right?

Oh yeah, I'm hopeful someone new will come along. But women like Mya don't grow on trees! You need someone with decent acting ability who's also fearless.... and, as someone mentioned above, "no limits on looking ridiculous."

In a perfect world, that great actress Lolly would be local and DTS (down to shoot) whenever! In reality, she's in demand & always traveling, and her real work (ACTUAL movies with ACTUAL plots) takes precedence over silly WAM vids shot for a fetish audience.

Dragged my heels on buying this, but finally picked it up today and holy smokes! The love and effort put into this scene is pretty incredible. Rich has always been a "Pieoneer" in the setup category, but it's pretty hard to cook up something that feels as fresh as this. And I just love Mya. She's super cute and has a subtle Elegance that really makes the slapstick hit just a hair sweeter. Its a pisser that she's calling it quits, but I can pretty confidently assert this here is her best work. If, like me, you got inducted into our little community watching TV, and love that classic cartoony setup, your going to love this video.

Side note: I love the extra details like the opening credit scene and the laugh track. I recommend watching the edited version start to finish at least once, just to appreciate the creativity.

This scene probably has Mya's best face-plant ever. She really throws herself into that bowl! Glad I picked it up.

Rich_ cute gal (decent actress, too)...

I note the 'passage of time' look you're sportin' now...very distinguished

I get lazy now and don't dye all the grey out right away, that's all!

But yeah, remastering these old clips and I'm trying to remember who this young dude is throwing the pies around....

Aw, thanks man! This means a lot coming from you. WAMAmerica definitely went above and beyond with making the scenes feel more like a (very low budget) movie... rather than just another fetish vid that got shot and uploaded as quick as possible.

Back in the day, a lot of scenes felt like "events." (They also cost $25 apiece on VHS, but anyway...) MessyFun, WAMTEC, Splosh... Then WLP and Neil's L.A. scenes with PieFightGirls. There's not much of us left still doing this.... Although PieZone is still keeping the faith! Along with Mad Lovers Cosplay (although they're not really on the UMD anymore).

Anyway, I'm REALLY glad when folks appreciate the extra effort I put into scenes like this. It doesn't happen often, nor does it need to. (The SS277 clips with Eliza were pretty straightforward and no one seemed to mind.) But that was part of the fun working with Mya.... I could write something absolutely epic and ridiculously over-the-top, and I knew she'd hold up her "end of the bargain." (Although when I explained to her that "now you're at a poker table and Foghorn Leghorn is gonna be dealing you cards," she looked at me like I was insane.)

I'm also happy to report that this lil' scene keeps chugging along... Most clips sell a lot in the first few days, then fall off. But this one has been selling consistently for almost 2 weeks now... Never huge numbers, but steady.... So thanks to everyone for that!