Dress in blue jeans and a cream sweater, I get into the mud pit and mix it up good and proper, before I start covering myself in mud. But to get completely covered, I lay on my back and pile mud ontop of me before rolling over onto my tummy and getting more covered. I then strip the jersey off and go completely topless, and allow my breasts to swing through the mud and then dunk my head a few times, ensuring I am literally covered in all the right places.