Greetings,

I just wanted to let you know about something very exciting myself and Rev Slymsford have been working on, which we are finally able to launch. And that is Monarch Monthly, my new monthly variety series - it's a monthly mash-up of Monarch related messiness with fun and games and lots of girls aplenty!

Even more exciting news is that the first episode is available now and is FREE for you to watch (and it is in four parts). This being our special preview show before the show kicks off properly next month, it's not going to be as messy as our regular show but even so we do have a few pies flying around for the girls that you get to see for free! Plus interactivity is a key part of the show as we have two all important votes we need your help with to determine who gets messy next month! Plus across the free episode, we'll be introducing just some of the games we'll be playing across the next few months.

Here's what you can watch in this month's free episode all of which is explained by our Monarch Monthly presenters Satine Spark and Ivy Rain!

Dulce v Natalie The two sisters are taking part in the ultimate battle! Starting in their bikinis, they will be playing a number of mini games across the series. The loser of each gets pied with a pie (the nature of the pies change across the rounds) by their sister! Further in the competition there are strip forfeits and the first to lose 10 rounds will end up getting a very messy (and naked) trashing! That's for later, but you can see the first round in full including the losers pie in part one of this month's episode.

Watch the game here:-
https://umd.net/profile/i/revslymsford/section/videos/video/monarch-monthly-pt-1-sister-v-sister-wh

Please Release Me This is where we need your help. Ana has captured two models this time Genesis and Marianna who find themselves in their bikinis with their hands tied behind their backs! Ana will release one, but for the other the only thing she will be untying is their bikini top as she will then deliver the pies and slime! But who gets trashed? Well, that's up to you. In part 2 of our free episode you can watch both girls appeal for their freedom. You can then vote by commenting underneath the video and remember we need you to say who you want to be released!
You can find this part and can vote here:-

https://umd.net/profile/i/revslymsford/section/videos/video/monarch-monthly-pt-2-vote-to-decide-who

Guy v Girls Take 1 guy and three girls. Here the guy has to play a multiple choice quiz by throwing a cup of water in the face of the girl he thinks represents the correct answer. Get it right and that girl has to remove an item of clothing, but a wrong answer keeps their clothes on for now.
If the guy wins the game, he gets to trash all three girls with slime pies, shaving foam pies and slime but beware mess it all up and the girls get their revenge as he gets all of the mess intended for them!
We have a preview of the start of the next months game here:-

https://umd.net/profile/i/revslymsford/section/videos/video/monarch-monthly-part-3-free-clip-from-we

Presenter Challenges As well as fun and games for our overseas team, our presenters will also be getting involved in the action. Here's where we need your help again as Satine and Ivy each tell a terrible (and I mean terrible!) joke, but whose joke was the worst and needs to be on the receiving end of a punishment? We need you to vote for which presenter told the best joke and who told the worst and needs to get flour-faced next episode! You can again vote by commenting on the video. Also in this section both presenters make a random selection of what outfit they will be required to present next month's episode in will they get something sensible, something silly or something less than skimpy? And last but not least one of the presenters will be forced to end the show by pieing themselves in the face! I could only select one of them the other gets to smugly dispose of the pie and Ivy and Satine don't know who it is until they present their link. Find out who it is and see the pieing for free (as well as voting on the flour-face) here:-

https://umd.net/profile/i/revslymsford/section/videos/video/monarch-monthly-part-4-satine-or-ivy-who


Remember you can find the votes in parts 2 and 4 of this special episode and there is only a five day window to vote from when the video was released.
I hope you enjoy the show and will be back to view next month's first episode proper as there is plenty more to come!

Regards
The Monarch

Great work Rev, Monarch and co.