Let our lovely redhead teach you all about the fun of mess!

First in an all-new series, "Miss Abigail Explains," where the newest member of the Saturation Hall household takes great delight in teaching, and demonstrating, how to get the maximum messy fun out of a variety of outfits.

In this, the very first episode of the series, she explains in lavish detail just how much fun she's having as she fills and covers her high waist bikini pants, sport crop top, white T-shirt, red Adidas tracksuit, and pink Rydale wellies, with lashings and lashings of custard and golden syrup!

She starts in just the pants and crop top, and begins by putting just a little golden syrup on each breast, inside the crop top. Then the rest of the first bottle of syrup, plus a can of custard, goes into her lovely dark green bikini pants, before she puts her clean dry tracksuit trousers and spotless white T-shirt on, dons her wellies, and pours more custard down inside her trousers.

Miss Abigail talks to the audience directly all through the scene, explaining what she is doing and how to get the most messy fun out of the outfit, with the idea that you can follow along at home if you want to, or just enjoy what she is doing to herself.

By the end of the scen she is utterly drenched in mess including full messy shampoo and head-pours, and she loves every minute of it as she does it.