Got a gooey piece of cake today in small to go container. Didn't have fork and was driving on fairly empty highway. So I decided just to shove the container in my face and take bites and eat that way. It was amusing way to deal with a boring drive. I think it's got lots of potential. Wasn't too messy but was still loads of fun. I think I'll try again soon.

Once on a long drive to a place my girl and I knew we were getting messy at anyway, We put chocolate frosting in her bra and some in my underwear, It gave us something fun to tease each other about and a fun treat at the end of a long drive.

I lost a bet on FetLife and was required to: "Go about my normal day with a bar of soap in my mouth for 2 hours".

I decided to do this on my two-hour drive back from a ski outing, and I added some shaving cream to my face for good measure. It was rather exciting when cars would come by, especially when I was stopped at a traffic light with another car to my left. I was also wondering what might happen if I got pulled over by a cop
It made the long drive back home much less boring than normal!!

This is incredibly dangerous. Please don't do this. Anything that can possibly interfere with your vision while driving is very very very dangerous.

No. Just no. You're in charge of a multi-ton weapon. Indulging in your fetish while driving is just irresponsible and dangerous to others on the road.

Fair enough. But I could see perfectly fine. And I got myself messy in the parking lot, before I started driving. If anything, it made me more aware of other vehicles than I would have been normally.

Now imagine that's what you said to a judge in your defense for killing someone....think the Judge will be on your side?

Sorry to be over dramatic, but I agree with the others. Driving can be lethal and distractions increase the risk.

I've never full-on wammed while driving (not counting accidental food spills when trying to eat). One time a GF and i poured a bottle of water on each other while I was driving, but on a stretch of empty road.

I have had to drive home from a few situations that got messy where I didn't have a change of clothes. The torture of waiting to get home was wonderful!

This makes me think of the age old story of "girl sucking guys dick while driving a sports car" No...just PULL THE FUCK OVER. This is precisely the reason it's 3 years after Back to the Future II and we still don't have flying cars. People haven't proven they can navigate the X and Y axes (cases above in point) responsibly.

P.S. One of my brothers was in a serious collision last month because some asshole wasn't paying attention when driving. He also had no license or insurance, so my brother is now out a car.

Aside for the (or as a passenger) part. Knock yourself out so long as you aren't interfering with the driver, ruining their vehicle, etc.

I did do a session where I was mud wrestling with Amy and Vika while driving and there were relatively few crashes, all things considered.

You were the best hitchiker they ever had.

We're gonna try it on a motorcycle next.