Does anyone here have any times they had a messy experience unintentionally? Like someone dumped food on you or made you messy (not knowing of your wam fetish). Or if you accidentally spilled food or drink on yourself?
I myself remember riding in the car once and the driver slammed on the brakes, making the vanilla milkshake in the cupholder fall out and send whipped cream all up my legs
I'm sure a lot of people have birthday party stories. Nothing like that has happened to me thus far. Given my proclivities, it would be... interesting.
No, not fully but once very close. A really attractive colleague pretended to push a cream cake in my face when we were working together. I was part willing her to do it and part dreading showing so much pleasure when she did that I'd be well embarrassed!
A few years back was on a long walk round a country park. Had started dry and clear, though the forecast had said rain coming. Was dressed in just boilersuit and wellies, not planning to get wet or muddy but equally not fussed if did. The rain came on half-way through the walk at the point where I was furthest from the van, and the rain was absolutely torrential. It was coming from behind so before long my back was utterly soaked. Becayse of the rain there was no-one else about so for a few minutes on one of the surfaced paths I turned round and walked backwards so the rain could soak my front too. Felt wonderful, almost like being in a shower with clothes on, feeling the water first soak through the suit and then little rivulets flowing down inside once it was completely wet.
On getting back to the van had to spread a waterproof coat over the driver's seat to protect it from getting wet to drive back. That was a fun walk.
Quite frequently at work it can happen. Draining oil out an engine and it's rebounded off something in the drain tray and fountains out all over me. Many other automotive fluids have release all of a sudden when I've been trying to disconnect something in a controlled manner.
Piperthepied said: No, not fully but once very close. A really attractive colleague pretended to push a cream cake in my face when we were working together. I was part willing her to do it and part dreading showing so much pleasure when she did that I'd be well embarrassed!
Yeah, a couple years ago I had a friend pretend she was going to dump her bottle of water on my crotch and another incident last year where a girl I was getting dinner with pretended she was going to wipe ketchup on me. Really wish they went through with it
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