Is there somewhere a list of people who do paid messy sessions in the UK? Travelling around a bit in a few weeks and wondering if I can sort something.. somewhere. Don't seem to have much opportunity in Wales.
Perhaps there should be a section in the UMD directory for session providers?
Meanwhile though, do you fancy a session where the Saturation Hall scenes are filmed? Not formally announced yet but the Northern Gunge Dungeon is open for business!
DungeonMasterOne said: Perhaps there should be a section in the UMD directory for session providers?
This has been suggested a few times before, and would certainly be useful instead of having to trawl through profiles and posts for any reference to sessions. The closest we've had is a sticker on profile pics about customs. But customs <> sessions!
I've been getting more bookings for sessions than ever before. It is quite interesting to hear customer's experiences of trying to book a WAM session and it doesn't seem painless. Since I've done the transparent fixed pricing that explains exactly what work I have bto do to host a session and explained the rules of what is and isn't allowed in a session it does seem to have gone much smoother with every customer loving it and actually I've loved it too whereas before I had some unsettling experiences. I get positive feedback about Candy of course but I'm not sure who else does a proper traditional slapstick set up at the moment. Feel free to inbox me about a session so long as it's non nude. We're just down the M5 in Worcester.
This is a really good idea. I've had some great Splosh sessions over the years, but it would be so much easier to have a section for people providing sessions.
There is obviously a market for Splosh sessions, but also it isn't for everyone.
In my experience Sessions are bespoke to the individual customer but also have to fall within what the model offers. If you want advice and guidance on how to book a session with me here it is: 1)Be polite 2)Don't have a 'sense of entitlement' about what you 'should' be allowed to do because you are paying money for a WAM session. You're NOT booking a prostitute for ANY sexual activity or touching. 3)Don't try and 'persuade' me that I'd 'enjoy' stuff I don't want to do. 4)Understand the costs and time a WAM session incures. Use of a safe place Shower facilities Preparation of the room and protection materials My time,makeup etc getting ready Cost of any special outfits The market cost of a rarely supplied product esp with me who will take nearly every type of mess going inc savoury(except those bastard banana's and bodily fluids!) Mess preparation,mixing,whisking,heating up,shopping for it etc The actual session itself! My clean up time and re-doing hair etc (any idea how much a deep condition costs at the hairdressers or trying to keep hair in good condition and colour plus manicures/pedicures?) The room clean up time Disposal of the mess-yes where do gallons of gunge etc go Raw Footage filming Edited footage filming Whether I can sell the rights on or you want to buy the rights 5)Don't start haggling because if you do you won't be having a session. I've done this for too long now to know the time and costs I need to justify doing this and how exhausting it is. 6)When enquring TELL me what you want in detail in the shortest possible email. Then you have quickly have an accurate price and actually get exactly what you want: E.G. 'Some pies' is too vague. 12 Shaving foam pies on paper plates with 4 yellow/4 blue and 4 white OR 12 Real Cream pies in pie tins with a crust on are two completely different items with different prices. 7)Actually have the money for the session. There's nothing worse for me when some guy wants to chat to me over several emails asking questions like 'what would you like to do to me' etc and 'would you pie me' etc then says at the end 'money is tight at the moment but I'll save up and see what I can do next year'. So nowadays I ask for the detailed session to be described in pretty much one email detailing mess/outfit requirements etc and a plot. The price can then be super accurate and best of all your session can be perfect for YOU! 8)Plus if you say what you want,at least I can say yes/no to it. E.G. On my last session the guy wanted me to smoke a cigarette indoors whilst pretending to clean dressed as a maid. That was a yes to cleaning dressed as a maid but no to smoking indoors. He wanted to pie my face,boobs and bum. It was a yes to pieing my face,yes to throwing pies at my boobs and bum but not rubbing them in or groping them plus I was fully clothed. Then he was happy as he knew what was allowed and it was good enough for him and I was happy because I wasn't doing something I was uncomfortable with. It's all about two way respect booking a session. I'll provide a professional hard to obtain service done the right way for the right price for me and provide very clear boundaries so you can enjoy what is available or make a decision it's not for you. I hope this helps anyone thinking of a session as to whether or not it's something for them. Bear in mind I don't mind if you go elsewhere because you want something I don't do! Regards Jessie
Hiya! Yeah that's just a holding page for now but eventually I intend to make a directory - and I see I have quoted October on there but I must edit that...it's going to be a bit delayed. Sorry folks.. lots of exciting things coming in future though
jessica25.umd.net said: In my experience Sessions are bespoke to the individual customer but also have to fall within what the model offers. If you want advice and guidance on how to book a session with me here it is: 1)Be polite 2)Don't have a 'sense of entitlement' about what you 'should' be allowed to do because you are paying money for a WAM session. You're NOT booking a prostitute for ANY sexual activity or touching. 3)Don't try and 'persuade' me that I'd 'enjoy' stuff I don't want to do. 4)Understand the costs and time a WAM session incures. Use of a safe place Shower facilities Preparation of the room and protection materials My time,makeup etc getting ready Cost of any special outfits The market cost of a rarely supplied product esp with me who will take nearly every type of mess going inc savoury(except those bastard banana's and bodily fluids!) Mess preparation,mixing,whisking,heating up,shopping for it etc The actual session itself! My clean up time and re-doing hair etc (any idea how much a deep condition costs at the hairdressers or trying to keep hair in good condition and colour plus manicures/pedicures?) The room clean up time Disposal of the mess-yes where do gallons of gunge etc go Raw Footage filming Edited footage filming Whether I can sell the rights on or you want to buy the rights 5)Don't start haggling because if you do you won't be having a session. I've done this for too long now to know the time and costs I need to justify doing this and how exhausting it is. 6)When enquring TELL me what you want in detail in the shortest possible email. Then you have quickly have an accurate price and actually get exactly what you want: E.G. 'Some pies' is too vague. 12 Shaving foam pies on paper plates with 4 yellow/4 blue and 4 white OR 12 Real Cream pies in pie tins with a crust on are two completely different items with different prices. 7)Actually have the money for the session. There's nothing worse for me when some guy wants to chat to me over several emails asking questions like 'what would you like to do to me' etc and 'would you pie me' etc then says at the end 'money is tight at the moment but I'll save up and see what I can do next year'. So nowadays I ask for the detailed session to be described in pretty much one email detailing mess/outfit requirements etc and a plot. The price can then be super accurate and best of all your session can be perfect for YOU! 8)Plus if you say what you want,at least I can say yes/no to it. E.G. On my last session the guy wanted me to smoke a cigarette indoors whilst pretending to clean dressed as a maid. That was a yes to cleaning dressed as a maid but no to smoking indoors. He wanted to pie my face,boobs and bum. It was a yes to pieing my face,yes to throwing pies at my boobs and bum but not rubbing them in or groping them plus I was fully clothed. Then he was happy as he knew what was allowed and it was good enough for him and I was happy because I wasn't doing something I was uncomfortable with. It's all about two way respect booking a session. I'll provide a professional hard to obtain service done the right way for the right price for me and provide very clear boundaries so you can enjoy what is available or make a decision it's not for you. I hope this helps anyone thinking of a session as to whether or not it's something for them. Bear in mind I don't mind if you go elsewhere because you want something I don't do! Regards Jessie
I must say Jessie and Mike were amazing people to deal with on my customs and then my session. They are so clear about everything then really go all out to put you at ease.