DungeonMasterOne said: Perhaps there should be a section in the UMD directory for session providers?

Crygoe said: Maybe a directory is in the offing; I found this recently: http://www.sploshsessions.com/

Maybe something Candy is setting up?

jessica25.umd.net said: In my experience Sessions are bespoke to the individual customer but also have to fall within what the model offers.
If you want advice and guidance on how to book a session with me here it is:
1)Be polite
2)Don't have a 'sense of entitlement' about what you 'should' be allowed to do
because you are paying money for a WAM session.
You're NOT booking a prostitute for ANY sexual activity or touching.
3)Don't try and 'persuade' me that I'd 'enjoy' stuff I don't want to do.
4)Understand the costs and time a WAM session incures.
Use of a safe place
Shower facilities
Preparation of the room and protection materials
My time,makeup etc getting ready
Cost of any special outfits
The market cost of a rarely supplied product esp with me who will take nearly
every type of mess going inc savoury(except those bastard banana's and bodily fluids!)
Mess preparation,mixing,whisking,heating up,shopping for it etc
The actual session itself!
My clean up time and re-doing hair etc (any idea how much a deep condition costs at the hairdressers or trying to keep hair in good condition and colour plus manicures/pedicures?)
The room clean up time
Disposal of the mess-yes where do gallons of gunge etc go
Raw Footage filming
Edited footage filming
Whether I can sell the rights on or you want to buy the rights
5)Don't start haggling because if you do you won't be having a session.
I've done this for too long now to know the time and costs I need to justify doing this and how exhausting it is.
6)When enquring TELL me what you want in detail in the shortest possible email.
Then you have quickly have an accurate price and actually get exactly what you want:
E.G. 'Some pies' is too vague.
12 Shaving foam pies on paper plates with 4 yellow/4 blue and 4 white
OR
12 Real Cream pies in pie tins with a crust on
are two completely different items with different prices.
7)Actually have the money for the session.
There's nothing worse for me when some guy wants to chat to me over several emails asking questions like 'what would you like to do to me' etc and 'would you pie me' etc then says at the end 'money is tight at the moment but I'll save up and see what I can do next year'.
So nowadays I ask for the detailed session to be described in pretty much one email
detailing mess/outfit requirements etc and a plot.
The price can then be super accurate and best of all your session can be perfect for YOU!
8)Plus if you say what you want,at least I can say yes/no to it.
E.G. On my last session the guy wanted me to smoke a cigarette indoors whilst pretending to clean dressed as a maid.
That was a yes to cleaning dressed as a maid but no to smoking indoors.
He wanted to pie my face,boobs and bum.
It was a yes to pieing my face,yes to throwing pies at my boobs and bum but not rubbing them in or groping them plus I was fully clothed.
Then he was happy as he knew what was allowed and it was good enough for him and I was happy because I wasn't doing something I was uncomfortable with.
It's all about two way respect booking a session.
I'll provide a professional hard to obtain service done the right way for the right price for me and provide very clear boundaries so you can enjoy what is available or make a decision it's not for you.
I hope this helps anyone thinking of a session as to whether or not it's something for them.
Bear in mind I don't mind if you go elsewhere because you want something I don't do!
Regards Jessie