I need some help, UMD.

I have a bday coming up and I want to ask my wife to get me messy. She knows I like wam but doesn't get messy. She's also not a huge fan of getting me messy but she will do it from time to time.

Here is where I need help. I want to make up a fun game where I get messy. Like trivia and for every right answer I get pied. Or I'm blindfolded and have to guess the next substance by feeling it. Ora WWYD game where I have a card on my head and have to do whatever the card says.

We don't have a huge space to get messy in either.

I appreciate any ideas!

There's a whole subforum for this: https://umd.net/groups/group/wam_games

And while most of the posts there are either online games or wagers on outside events (e.g. sports), there's a post about in-person game ideas: https://umd.net/groups/game-repository

I'd guess that a lot of those ideas are a little more grandiose than you're aiming for? But there might be some inspiration for things you could scale down. Either way, good luck!