I will be dressing as a clown soon. So a clown is not a clown without getting pied. Each UMD user will get to pie me a max of 5 pies each day. You make also make me write whatever you want me to on my body at a location of your choice. I will write each UMD user's name on the bottom of their pie. I will pie myself in the order they are given to me. My only limit is standing in pies.

Write loser across the top of your chest.

Then pie yourself in the face with a big fluffy foamy pie.