Hello,
It's almost my birthday, suggest me a messy gift you'd like to give me and I'll give it to me in a future filmed session.

I'll give you some cake batter.

Doesn't matter. What ever you do, Handsome, I'm sure it will be a turn on.

you should dress elegantly with tight pants. You should sit on your birthday cake. and you will have to crush a pie crust in your face.

A pan full of warm sloppy porridge oats. The feeling as it slowly falls over your head and down your shirt is heaven.

Happy birthday.