Just got a new bikini been feeling a little down lately wanna brighten my world by trashing it ?

Something bright and savoury!

Chocolate pudding in the panties. Globs of it please.

Wow, if I had a swimsuit that looked that great I'd make sure it survived forever! #PrettySureIHaveSwimsuitsOlderThanYou

Thus, I vote for shaving cream (because that would be beyond fun with a partner!) or anything that fell shy of ruining the suit.

I would love to see you covered in mud from head to toe

Lots of clay.