The longest-suffering of all our long-suffering models, Lyndsay first came to SlapstickStuff in 2008 (!!), and, improbably, has kept returning at random intervals ever since. Almost everything about her has changed over those 12 years.... except her willingness to take insane amounts of mess, and then shrug it off with that hilariously deadpan "yep, got me again" attitude.

No one does "defeated" quite like Lyndsay. And if you're looking for a video featuring a sexy-n-super-buff fitness model.... a huge variety of pies... insane cake coverage... one epic green slime.... no wiping.... and lots of inadvertent swimsuit filling.... Then might I recommend Scene One from Lyndsay's new SS247 volume.

All three of her scenes are now unedited at RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com . Edits coming, slowly but surely, as these scenes came out REALLY good and I want to do them justice. In the interim, enjoy some pics, GIFs, and preview video (with actual genuine messy moments!).

https://youtu.be/2HYB7IqvWz8

Also, just to address this up front: Yes, Lyndsay did have some "work done" over these 6 years. Specifically, her lips, which she told me she always disliked. Since we've always stayed friends in between shooting, I watched her look change in real time, so it didn't really faze me like it's fazing some of you--at least according to my private messages. (FTR she's also become even MORE fit and buff over these last 6 years, and that's just simple hard work. She's honestly in better shape on the cusp of 40 than most of my models are in their 20s!)

The phrase "but she didn't need to change anything!" has come up a few times in my emails. I'm not gonna disagree with that statement. But.... It's not my place to second-guess a model's choices about her appearance. Lyndsay lives in L.A., a city where NO ONE looks 40 or older, and she's trying to increase her following on IG, a platform where it seems like every female alters her appearance in some way. It's tough enough for women to simply stay competitive in the modeling industry past age 30. The fact that she still looks stunning--albeit "different" from her look in 2008, and 2013/2014--is pretty amazing. And she's still one of my favorite models to shoot, so I plan to keep working her as much as I can, God and COVID willing!

(Also, watch the video clip before passing judgment. Once that face is covered in pie, I feel like this whole issue becomes a moot point. )

Anyone who spans 12 years in doing pie videos should be immune to criticism. Lyndsay is beautiful. I kind of get Tia Carrere vibes from her (not current Tia, younger Tia) and it reminded me of that mud scene from Relic Hunter. But that's just me.

See? I told you to give them all GPS's.

Fantastic pics, gifs, and clip of Lyndsay, Rich!

Those first couple of pies in Scene 1 are perfect.

Perfect consistency, perfect delivery, perfect reaction.

Haven't bought any new material in a while; looking forward to this one.

Glad to see Lyndsay back. Every now and then she pops up on my instagram feed. I love how the mess goes down her swimsuit. If a model won't go topless, I must say thats a very nice compromise!.

THAT'S "swimsuit filling?" Looked like "trying to unfill a swimsuit." One of my favorite post-pie reactions by a bodacious model.

Haha, her swimsuit getting filled with mess wasn't a "planned" thing, but it totally happened.
Her attempts to "unfill" the swimsuit were on purpose.

Also, here's a just uploaded preview of Scene 2! Was this dress too tiny or just tiny enough? Discuss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdrF01izRfU

I just watched the Youtube video. Does anyone else think that Lyndsay bears a strong resemblance to Naya Rivera?

She's gorgeous. I need to find yellow cakes like those.