Tonight is the wedding of Johnny Mundo and Taya and well as anyone knows a wedding in wrestling never goes well....and although dont know how well it goes I know that spoilers say that Taya got thrown into her cake so here is to hoping its as good as Lana
Here are two pics of here as I know certain people dont find her to be conventionally attractive

No dice choke slammed into cake landed back first

Damnit Mantanza you had ONE JOB

How do I get these girls to (1) actually get messy and (2) break all of Regis's spindly bones?

I'm pretty sure if you attempt (1), then (2) is just about guaranteed to follow.

Jeff Cobb you motherfucker... continuing to frustrate me in ALL ARENAS of my life!

I dont know about 1 but I have Cero Miedo that Pentagon will not do the second

Glad to see Lucha Underground getting posted here lol. For anyone who doesn't know I believe last season had a match where the female manager got pied in the face which was pretty good. Not sure if this was already mentioned before but if not I'll try and find a vid or a pic.

That would be great, thank-you

https://youtu.be/pyZMeLbIA3M Found it. It's captured on someone's camera but it comes out surprisingly well

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x51rz3u Full tv version here. Go from 8:50

Not the complete disaster implied above. Now we just need to arrange (2) break Regis in half.

Thanks very much