I lost a football best and had to turn myself into a mess of the winner's choice. He told me to get messy with ranch dressing, beans, 2 different kind of salsa's and nacho cheese. I normally prefer sweet substances, so I super hated this one. I hope you have more fun watching it than I did making it :D.
Having done beans and ranch dressing, I definitely understand wishing it'd been sweet instead of savory, but on the bright side, at least he let you keep your underwear (and at least a shred of dignity/modesty).