If I had an orange ball full of white cream in it with a small hole that squirts out, how would you recommend I use it?

Hold it between your thighs, squeeze, try to aim it so it lands on your face and chest?

Get a friend to play catch with, and make sure you both try to catch the ball with the hole pointed to your faces. Each time you catch it, cream squirts out and splats on yours and your friend's face

How about slowly sitting on it, watching all of the cream shooting up and out as it gets compressed under you