Hey gang!

I just celebrated my 40th birthday at the weekend, but, frankly, it was way too clean and I've been too clean for quite some time too!

Anyone fancy slapping a pie or two in my face (or more?!) as a late celebration

If you don't mind waiting a bit, I'll be down in London 7th and 8th of next month. Would be glad to swap some pies if you wanted

I am in Borehamwood and I can get to you easily if you can host?

When I turned 40 I was living alone in Horsham, West Sussex. I had No cards! No cake and No friends around to celebrate with I ended up putting two can's of shaving foam down my pants and just enjoyed the moment! I totally forgot about the mess when I had to answer the door to a delivery guy.

The guy was roughly the same age as me, bear-ish and seriously good looking! he noticed the cream and smiled, later when he finished his shift and turned up at my door again this time with a bag of shaving cans and some black treacle, needless to say we spent the next few hours naked covered in both rolling around in pool in the kitchen - we got very ticky!