Hey gang!

I just celebrated my 40th birthday at the weekend, but, frankly, it was way too clean and I've been too clean for quite some time too!

Anyone fancy slapping a pie or two in my face (or more?!) as a late celebration

If you don't mind waiting a bit, I'll be down in London 7th and 8th of next month. Would be glad to swap some pies if you wanted

I am in Borehamwood and I can get to you easily if you can host?

When I turned 40 I was living alone in Horsham, West Sussex. No cards! No cake! I ended up putting tow can's of shaving foam down my pants and just enjoyed the moment! I totally forgot about the mess when I had to answer the door to a delivery guy - needless to say was seemingly also into a bit of messy action and came back after his shift for a roll in my gunge pool