Agh!!! My job just booked tickets to london ! I'll have time for 2 maybe 3 sessions! Who wants em?! Email me or umd inbox me!

Is that a good Agh, or a bad agh?

Good. And bad. I do t know how to work only 2-3 sessions when I've already had 10 people ask. Maybe a highest bidder. Haha

Now you're using your head! Show her the money!

First Come First Served

What sort of costs are involved in a session with you ?

Damn it! Work just called she canceled flights and is looking for tickets a week later now. She forgot about a graduation for someone in her family. Agh! (Bad agh potato)

Depends on what people want. Basic price is £300.

June 1-10! Ha

I am a bad potato...

do you do sessions in USA....

She's did an entire US tour last year.

I'm based in New Orleans and offering sessions for anyone that comes through this way. I'm not currently touring. I did that for 3 years straight and am taking a bit of a breather, planting vegitables and raising chickens and what not. Haha

Have you tried planting the chickens?

Real shit... my broccoli is effing delicious. You can totally taste the love put into it! Haha

Look at my mural I painted and that's the chicken coop under the playground!! You should have seen the overgrown rotting looking yard before! I'm very proud of my oasis! Haha

Sidetracked there... anyway! Sessions for England are now booked! Hope to see people at the Milton Keynes Splunch! Woohoo!

PFC.... PieRogative Fried Chicken...

Hey all! So Airbnb canceled and I will now be in a hotel in docklands Excel area. Price is £250 a session you bring messy supplies with ya. Anyone interested email me at mypierogative@gmail.com