After a good bit of squirming on my part, and a tour around the UMD forums, I quite successfully introduced my girlfriend to mess last weekend. Always being eager to please SHE suggested that we give a live messy show a go. (Talk about jumping in head first!) She cams regularly on Chaturbate, and thought it would be a fun experiment to try out on her page. The plan is to have a voting system in place, and one of us is going to get a bucket of slime and a half dozen pies. My money is on her, but it's wholly up to the viewers.

To the best of my knowledge, nothing like this has ever been done before, and I'm eager to see what kind of reception it receives. Her profile is located at www.chaturbate.com/ramonaflour

Of course, no self promoting thread is complete without a few pictures, so I present to you my girlfriend: Ramona Flour.

Umm yes please

This is going down tomorrow afternoon at 1PM EST.

Ramona has been trying to rally her chaturbate fans all week in an effort to make certain I'm the one getting the mess. I've been on the receiving end of endless trash talking for a week straight. I keep telling her to wait and see... Little does she know the power of the UMD.

The voting for the mess recipient will go as follows: It will be an ascending tip show. One vote could cost you as little as one token. Once that increment is tipped, the next vote will go for two tokens and so on and so forth until we hit the goal. The earlier you arrive and vote, the cheaper a vote will be. Signing up for the site is free, and tokens are relatively inexpensive too. You are allowed to vote as many times as you'd like. If you'd prefer to lurk, that's okay too, but WE NEED to make a mess of Ramona! She's never been pied before, and there will be a half dozen with (hopefully) her name on them. If we do succeed in making a mess of her, she'll also be forced to orgasm while covered using her hitatchi magic wand.

Friends, lurkers, forum members of the UMD, I know you'll do me proud.

See you tomorrow!

Yes it has, a few times over the past 10 years or so.

Wow, this is the most one sided vote ever o.o

That was a super-disappointing landslide vote.

Sorry to disappoint. I did all I could to try to rally the troops, but it still wasn't enough. I really thought it was going to be much closer. Didn't seem like there was too much representation from you guys there.

No worries, Will. I was tempted to invest upwards of $100 to really turn things around for us & you, but realized I can't really afford that at all. haha
(AND my internet connection dropped out as you were holding up that last pie for Romana's face. So I missed all that action too. )