So my wife decided to take my son overnight out of town tomorrow. So she is unexpectedly giving me a late Xmas gift, one I couldn't put on my list. I get the whole house to myself tomorrow night! This is a rare rare occasion. I can get good and messy and cleanup without her ever knowing, since she doesn't know I like wam(tried use whipped cream on her body once and she wanted to shower right away before sex). Anyways, thinking of getting a big cake, maybe from sam's club, and an extra container or two of frosting. Probably a can of whipped cream too. But I need a substance to give myself a good sliming. Was thinking of using a couple of jars of cheddar cheese sauce and alfredo sauce. I like the look, feel, and smell of it even though it's savory mixing with sweet. It's also easy to clean up too. Was also thinking of maybe cake batter but not sure of it because I've never used it before. Any thoughts? Either way it's going to be a hell of a night tomorrow!
Love you, too
