The wardrobe: One red micro bikini
The contestants: Kylie & Breana
The X factors: Multiple cakes, pies, slime, and (in Breana's case) the first "Glop Sliming"

Bottom line: I'm not so sure Kylie actually "wore" this bikini, considering the insane amount of nip slips throughout. Breana, unsurprisingly (and unfortunately), avoided even a single one... but not, however, the FIVE cakes. And did I mention the Bowl of Glop sliming? Cuz it's REALLY badass....

Two beyond-skimpy, beyond-sexy, beyond-messy scenes... Unedited from multiple angles, just in time to get away from your relatives for a bit. Enjoy!
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com

A few other things to mention....
--ALL REAL pies in BOTH scenes! (So you SC haters, put your $$ where your mouth is..)
--Kylie's behind-the-scenes interview also features quite a bit of extended "baby oil application".... which gets a bit racy.... (Yep, you see boobs.)
--Now might be a good time to mention there's no pixelation in Kylie's actual clips. (Yep, you see boobs.)
--She also decided she was DONE with that bikini at the end, so.... Yep, you see everything.

I might upload some unedited pics of Kylie if there is enough enthusiasm. (Ahem.)

Just to clarify: By everything, you mean cooter?

The guy from Dukes Of Hazzard? No.
Her vagina? Yes.

Hmmm. Well, you win some, you lose some!

Kylie in her micro-bikini while wearing glasses = super-hot and sexy while also super-cute and adorable

This probably sums up the community as much as anything....

2015: "Here's a picture of Kylie wearing a slingshot."
UMD: OMG OMG OMG do you see a nip plz tell me she shows her boobs OMG she's so hot Rich are you ever gonna do a topless scene please please please!!!!!

2017: "Want me to post pics of Kylie fully nude?"
UMD: [crickets]

I vote for Breana!!

Maybe if we could all come over and take turns pieing Kylie fully nude...?

Kylie

I don't know about who wore it best, but Kylie definitely took it off the best.

Hell yes.

Another outstanding scene! The 1080p is a real upgrade and I can totally tell that you're stocking up on material for the second volume of Just for the Cakes: Breana! (Not that I'm complaining)

As intentionally meta as the script is it's still thoroughly entertaining watching a veteran like Bre run though the tried and tested routine so skilfully. But can I ask is there anything you can tease on whether there's any new scenarios coming from the backlog of Breana vids?

Also something else I thought was funny, in the wide shot you can Presley eating some of the cakes then curiously look up at Breana before you smash her with a chocolate pie, making her flinch and run out of the room.

if only it'd possible to have Breana bare breast...

I am pretty sure I shall pay all amount of money to have her topless...

For me it's not even close. Kylie is hands down the best. I have several of her clips- and somehow I missed this one. Will be adding soon.

I would say a draw very nice pics I sure like to be in the middle of this and get pied

Yeah, Presley my dog shows up ALL the time... especially in the wide angle footage. She thinks "Shoot Day" is like a reward for her being a good dog, or something! Have you ever tried cleaning bits of pie or green slime out of a dog's fur??

So in terms of the backlog of Breana clips: I have one that's a definitely "old school" scene with pies first, some slime, and also our attempt at the SplatGun! I have a couple with Amy (blonde) that need to come out soon, but one in particular is gonna be a LOT of work with the edit, so I've been hanging back on that. There's also a couple more scenes with Yezzica, but she never seemed to "connect" with folks so I've been spacing those out.
And there's two recent ones I'm really excited about: One is a pantyhose/tight dress scene that brings back the "secretary skit" and feels like classic SlapstickStuff! And the other is a sequel to our Cake Dive where I realized I'd been doing it all wrong with Bre... She wound up caking HERSELF better than ANYTHING I'd done... and then followed that with an unprompted chocolate self-gunging!

Not sure when any of those are coming.... I try to space the Breana backlog out a bit so people don't get bored of her. But I mean, if there's real interest......

Alright folks, so on Thanksgiving.... I'm thankful for all of you and your continued support!! (A decade strong and still going!)

In return, I dropped these new clips back a bit on price (both the individual and Complete packages):
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com

AND I'll give you guys a sneak peek of the latest SlapstickStuff advancement:
https://slapstickstuff-download-store.umd.net/guests/
(The number of streaming clips should double in about a week or so! Planning to add ALL the back catalog eventually, and then the new stuff will start appearing too...)

And for those who don't give a shit but stay for the pictures.... Here's some super- duper uncensored Kylie pics from the new scene!

I know I should just be staring at Kylie's vag (which I hope you threw some pies at!) but....


.... wait for it ....

...... NOzzica?

Who wore it better? Who cares! I think we all win in this case!

Love these Kylie scenes, Rich!

That sounds incredible! I'm sure it'll be worth the wait and plus you've tons of other content to tide us over until then. But what exactly is the Splatgun? Is the name as self-explanatory as it seems?

It's a term coined by WetandMessy. Not sure if that guy is still producing, but for a while he was doing super cool gags (like a "pie conveyor belt" which is COMPLETELY impractical for me to pull off!) and then the SplatGun, where the girl would just get BLASTED with shaving cream. (A bit like the Japanese gag, but thicker cream.)

I finally found a way to pull it off, and I thought it went well, but I haven't really done it again. But if people are curious to see Bre experience the SplatGun, I could move that to the top of the queue??

He's now focused on the Mudmatches site! For those keeping score at home, a decisive triumph of mud over shaving cream.