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"Katy Perry Wam. Maybe a messy Half Time Show?"
Article and Instagram post. http://www.mtv.com.au/katy-perry/news/katy-perry-gets-plastered-in-cream-as-she-prepares-for-super-bowl
According to the article she may have something cute and the pic suggests maybe something messy planned for her set.
She has a history of The whip cream bra and a cake dive. Maybe she has something planned.
I'd say a SLIM chance, but if you weren't going to watch the Super Bowl, maybe check online afterwards.
Either way enjoy Katy Perry's face covered in lotion/cream. I know I do.
According to the article she may have something cute and the pic suggests maybe something messy planned for her set.
She has a history of The whip cream bra and a cake dive. Maybe she has something planned.
I'd say a SLIM chance, but if you weren't going to watch the Super Bowl, maybe check online afterwards.
Either way enjoy Katy Perry's face covered in lotion/cream. I know I do.
I love my messy wife.
Normally I'd say don't get your hopes up, but Katy Perry's history of messiness goes beyond what you said. You never know what could happen!
All flesh is equal when gunged.
The only thing that's going to get creamed is the Patriots* She'll keep it safe and "pg".
*If this doesn't come true, I disavow this statement.
*If this doesn't come true, I disavow this statement.
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
Let's put on our Sherlock Holmes deerstalker for a second.
Look at the picture. Katie Perry has some kind of cream applied to her face. Applied, like a skin treatment. Behind her is a mannequin head wearing those eye things you wear when under a tanning bed. Where would we find all of these elements in one place?
Fellows, I posit that the woman is in a SPA, getting a facial treatment in preparation for her being broadcast over millions of televisions in the unforgiving HD format.
Not to rain on a parade, but every now and then you need to take off the WAM blinders and see a situation for what it is.
Of course, if her halftime show involves a 12 minute pie fight I will be just as sprung as the rest of you pervs.
-PYP
Look at the picture. Katie Perry has some kind of cream applied to her face. Applied, like a skin treatment. Behind her is a mannequin head wearing those eye things you wear when under a tanning bed. Where would we find all of these elements in one place?
Fellows, I posit that the woman is in a SPA, getting a facial treatment in preparation for her being broadcast over millions of televisions in the unforgiving HD format.
Not to rain on a parade, but every now and then you need to take off the WAM blinders and see a situation for what it is.
Of course, if her halftime show involves a 12 minute pie fight I will be just as sprung as the rest of you pervs.
-PYP
Sometimes UMD'ers make me laugh with how they can take the smallest thing and get their hopes up that the magic unicorn and baby Jesus will lead them to messy utopia.
I really am better than most of you.
I really am better than most of you.
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
Here is a gift.Katy in silver paint*
*I am still better than most of you.
http://umd.net/forums/katy_perry_bodypaint_bts
*I am still better than most of you.
http://umd.net/forums/katy_perry_bodypaint_bts
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
HappyCamper said: Sometimes UMD'ers make me laugh with how they can take the smallest thing and get their hopes up that the magic unicorn and baby Jesus will lead them to messy utopia.
I really am better than most of you.
I really am better than most of you.
Why do you have to be like that? I posted mostly for the pic. I know she's not going to have 100 pies in the face at the half time show. I'm not an idiot. I just wanted to allude to the possibility as most will. There's no need to be rude.
I love my messy wife.
Dr. Venkman said:
Why do you have to be like that? I posted mostly for the pic. I know she's not going to have 100 pies in the face at the half time show. I'm not an idiot. I just wanted to allude to the possibility as most will. There's no need to be rude.
HappyCamper said: Sometimes UMD'ers make me laugh with how they can take the smallest thing and get their hopes up that the magic unicorn and baby Jesus will lead them to messy utopia.
I really am better than most of you.
I really am better than most of you.
Why do you have to be like that? I posted mostly for the pic. I know she's not going to have 100 pies in the face at the half time show. I'm not an idiot. I just wanted to allude to the possibility as most will. There's no need to be rude.
Oh for Christ sake...
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
at tonight's halftime show will Katy Perry…
dive into a giant cake?
dive into a vat of mud, pudding, or jello?
get tomato sauce dumped over her head?
get smacked in the face with 100 pies?
have a mass paint fight?
fill her panties with cupcakes and/or baked beans?
do all of the above?
We'll have to see. She never seems to miss an opportunity to do something WAM related!
dive into a giant cake?
dive into a vat of mud, pudding, or jello?
get tomato sauce dumped over her head?
get smacked in the face with 100 pies?
have a mass paint fight?
fill her panties with cupcakes and/or baked beans?
do all of the above?
We'll have to see. She never seems to miss an opportunity to do something WAM related!
slimejerk said: Chill venkman, you should know by now happy camper is sarcastic as hell and in my own opinion funny as fcuk!! Katys already been slimer. That, is good enough for me.
Yeah I was uptight that day. I should've just rolled with it.
I love my messy wife.
Just watched and no mess like thought
What do we do? GUNK EM UP
She sounded half decent too. For those of you who thought she would get wammed, you're more wishful than people who think the dems and republicans in congress can work together and actually get stuff done.
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The halftime show like sucked.
Yeah, the sound quality sucked, there was no WAM and NO TITTYS!!!!
Yeah, the last time they showed tittys they were Janet Jacksons tittys. Janet Jackson's titty's suck. Why couldn't they have Katy Perry show her tittys. Katy Perry's tittys are cool.
I want to see Katy Perry's tittys!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg
The halftime show like sucked.
Yeah, the sound quality sucked, there was no WAM and NO TITTYS!!!!
Yeah, the last time they showed tittys they were Janet Jacksons tittys. Janet Jackson's titty's suck. Why couldn't they have Katy Perry show her tittys. Katy Perry's tittys are cool.
I want to see Katy Perry's tittys!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg
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Jinxguy1000 said: She sounded half decent too.
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
On the plus side, I think I'm gonna save a ton of money by quitting LSD in favor of watching Katy Perry performances. Brighter colors... More singing beach balls.
SStuff said:
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
Jinxguy1000 said: She sounded half decent too.
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
I don't know what networks you guys used to watch the superbowl, but I watched it at the TKL clinical research facility (where I am currently housed*) and the sound quality was utterly horrible.
Since TKL has a premium entertainment system, I highly doubt that TKL's equipment is the problem.
It almost sounded like the half-time show was being broadcast over speakers that the network hadn't properly calibrated it's microphones to, which resulted in sound quality so poor that it was impossible to hear the lyrics...
*I'm currently being paid $6,000.00 to participate in a nineteen-day clinical research trial where TKL examines the effectiveness of needle-less injection systems by injecting saline and a tracer into my rear-end and then taking biopsies of the injection site.
If any of you employ a needleless injection system in the future, you can thank me an my rear-end...
IllgetUdirty&lickUclean said: It almost sounded like the half-time show was being broadcast over speakers that the network hadn't properly calibrated it's microphones to, which resulted in sound quality so poor that it was impossible to hear the lyrics...
Hence, why Katy sounded unusually good!
You guys gotta stop making these so easy.
Half time splosh at the Superbowl? Never gonna happen. The big business types afraid of upsetting middle America would put the kibosh on that. You have to understand that they consider their customers to be on the puritanical side of the line. They got caught out by the Jackson/Timberlake premeditated stunt (otherwise why would she be wearing nipple covers?) The sight of a bare nipple on American TV is enough to set the stock markets into a downward spiral.
IllgetUdirty&lickUclean said:
I don't know what networks you guys used to watch the superbowl, but I watched it at the TKL clinical research facility (where I am currently housed*) and the sound quality was utterly horrible.
Since TKL has a premium entertainment system, I highly doubt that TKL's equipment is the problem.
It almost sounded like the half-time show was being broadcast over speakers that the network hadn't properly calibrated it's microphones to, which resulted in sound quality so poor that it was impossible to hear the lyrics...
*I'm currently being paid $6,000.00 to participate in a nineteen-day clinical research trial where TKL examines the effectiveness of needle-less injection systems by injecting saline and a tracer into my rear-end and then taking biopsies of the injection site.
If any of you employ a needleless injection system in the future, you can thank me an my rear-end...
SStuff said:
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
Jinxguy1000 said: She sounded half decent too.
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
I don't know what networks you guys used to watch the superbowl, but I watched it at the TKL clinical research facility (where I am currently housed*) and the sound quality was utterly horrible.
Since TKL has a premium entertainment system, I highly doubt that TKL's equipment is the problem.
It almost sounded like the half-time show was being broadcast over speakers that the network hadn't properly calibrated it's microphones to, which resulted in sound quality so poor that it was impossible to hear the lyrics...
*I'm currently being paid $6,000.00 to participate in a nineteen-day clinical research trial where TKL examines the effectiveness of needle-less injection systems by injecting saline and a tracer into my rear-end and then taking biopsies of the injection site.
If any of you employ a needleless injection system in the future, you can thank me an my rear-end...
How the hell did you guys let this pass without comment?
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
SStuff said:
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
On the plus side, I think I'm gonna save a ton of money by quitting LSD in favor of watching Katy Perry performances. Brighter colors... More singing beach balls.
Well, I certainly hope so. If your prerecorded vocal track is out of tune, you REALLY have issues.
On the plus side, I think I'm gonna save a ton of money by quitting LSD in favor of watching Katy Perry performances. Brighter colors... More singing beach balls.
Perry's halftime show took me back to my childhood watching H.R. Pufnstuf (in syndication, anyway).
In that show, everything was alive and talked. The trees talked, a flute talked, the houses talked, the rugs talked, the brooms talked, the doors talked.
The guys who created that show must've been tripping.
(Btw, the halftime show was stupid
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How the hell did you guys let this pass without comment?
How the hell did you guys let this pass without comment?
@Happy Camper,
Given that I was making a joke at my own expense and setting myself for more such jokes, I'm honestly surprised that this "pass(ed) without comment" considering that I'm literally "making money with my rear end"...
To further the self-deprecating-jokes, given how much the rear-end biopsies HURT
(and they're taking them all from my right cheek, so only one side hurts), I'm convinced that "making money with your rear-end" in the more conventional interpretation of that phrase (aka. prostitution) would be easier and less painful 
IllgetUdirty&lickUclean said: [quote
How the hell did you guys let this pass without comment?
How the hell did you guys let this pass without comment?
@Happy Camper,
Given that I was making a joke at my own expense and setting myself for more such jokes, I'm honestly surprised that this "pass(ed) without comment" considering that I'm literally "making money with my rear end"...
To further the self-deprecating-jokes, given how much the rear-end biopsies HURT
(and they're taking them all from my right cheek, so only one side hurts), I'm convinced that "making money with your rear-end" in the more conventional interpretation of that phrase (aka. prostitution) would be easier and less painful I'm just bustin' your chops
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
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